This stuff is hilarious. I saw someone post some of these in another forum and couldn't stop laughing. Basically, it is real life stuff said in court. Here are 2 examples of sites that list a lot of them: http://funnies.paco.to/lawyerQA.html http://www.dobhran.com/humor/GRhumor24.htm These are some(with "some" meaning "a lot") of my favorites: I couldn't find those last two by looking for "Disorder/Humor in the Court," but they were in the forum that I found out about these. This also reminded me of a story about my dad's humor in court. He was going to help out a friend in court concerning a traffic ticket, IIRC, and when they asked him where he came from, he said, "A mother." That's not quite on the same level as the quotes I mentioned above, but I thought it was kind of funny.
