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How about my Jazz?

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by YaoTheMan, Mar 10, 2004.

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  1. YaoTheMan

    YaoTheMan Member

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    Catching on pretty quickly. Living in bay area, I just saw Jazz/Warriors game. They still have the smoothest half court offense and execute perfect fastbreaks. Plus, although those guys are white, they are really fast.

    Gotta love the two upcoming Jazz/Nug games.
     
  2. R0ckets03

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    Juck the Fazz.
     
  3. wizkid83

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    How bout your Jazz? I hope they all crash and burn and all their career suck from this point on. What's happening to this BBS, some one can just on here and call themselves a Jazz fan and praise the Jazz? Utterly disgusting.
     
  4. AroundTheWorld

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    That was kind of funny...

    NOT

    The irony...the irony...
     
  5. Lil Pun

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    Jazzhole!
     
  6. Sean Reynolds

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    Good to see the Rockets are still bitter over 1997. Hey guys, got some news for you, IT'S OVER.

    All I can say is this, Utah's .5 games back of Denver for the final playoff spot. Everyone wrote the Jazz off this year saying they'd have little chance of winning anything, LET ALONE make the playoffs. Who cares if Utah gets out of the first round, playoffs would be AWESOME.
     
  7. rocketfan83

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    If Sloan can get the Jazz into the playoffs hes hands down the coach of the year. This team was supposed to be one of the worst of all time, now they're competing for the playoffs. They're having an amazing season. I don't care for the Jazz but you have to give them some props.
     
  8. yb001

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    Jazz is a respectable team along side with Grizzlies. I'm rooting for Jazz to take the 8th playoff spot from Nugget.

    About coach of the year, I think Hubie Brown is head to head with Sloan.
     
  9. R0ckets03

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    Juck the Fazz!
     
  10. Bailey

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    I've got news for you... Rockets fans hated the Jazz before that Karl Malone bearhug, sorry, i mean pick.
     
  11. pasox2

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    Jazz have a done a remarkable job. They execute beautifully. They've overcome injuries to key players. Sloan is a hell of a coach.

    Imagine Yao teamed with a player like AK47. Shoot, imagine Yao with Arroyo and Harpring. I wish we had some of that discipline and smarts here for our big guy. I like a team that doesn't rattle; that can execute textbook play with options 1, 2, 3 checking down. I'd go for that, here.

    Basketball students all over the world study the Jazz for textbook illustration of pick and roll play. Get over the Stockton and Malone hate.
     
  12. Rocket River

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    The Jazz are the JAzz
    They run at Peak Efficiency
    They run at top speed ALL THE TIME
    when they hit the playoffs
    UNLIKE OTHER CHAMPIONSHIP TEAMS
    they don't have another gear to hit. . . . .
    and they always lose
    This year. . . top speed may not even get them to the
    playoffs.

    Rocket River
    hate the drake
    hate the jazz
     
  13. Gutter Snipe

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    If you want to be a Rockets fan, you have to understand the fundamentals. I'm not talking about the fundamentals of basketball, I'm talking about the fundamentals of being a Rockets fan.

    1. The first rule of Rockets fan club is that you don't talk about the Jazz, unless your purpose is to ridicule or curse them.

    2. The second rule is that even though the dirtiest hall-of-shame tandem ever, Flopton and Malone are gone from the Jazz, we still hate them. The man who inspired the flopping and elbows and illegal picks, Jerry Sloan, is still there and still deserving of our hate.

    3. The Rockets fan club and Jazz fan club (if such a monstrosity exists) are mutually exclusive. You may try to straddle the fence for a while, but eventually you WILL be abused, and nobody on either side will like you for it.

    Addendum: While you may admire individual Jazz players and hope they join the Rockets, you would be well advised to look at the historical records, which show that no one has ever had success after leaving the Jazz. Buyer beware!
     
  14. jo mama

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    screw the jazz. i will never ever give them props for anything.

    the world may be a cold, brutal and dark place, but rest assured i sleep very well at night knowing that the jazz FAILED to be champions and that those bastards malone, stockton and sloan will never win. how i hate them so. i laugh with glee and mock their failure.

    when the jazz are mired in bulls-like lethargy for years to come i will still hate them with a vengace....hate them with a vengance....hate them with a vengance.

    death to the jazz!
     
  15. pasox2

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    Jazz hate is so last century. You bore me. Yawn.

    Laker hate is the now thing (Malone again, + Kobe, and more!).

    Coming soon, Grizzly hate.
     
  16. SamFisher

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    How about your Jazz? Your Jazz still suck huge hairy stuff, no question. Grizz are coming up not far behind.

    Pau Gasol has graduated from the Flopton/Hornasuck/Karla Malone school of collapsing to the floor like you've taken a Jayson Williams shotgun blast to the face on contact from the opposing player, combining with the Danny Ainge whiny mug to the officials afterwards.
     
  17. F.D. Khan

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    Good Call!

    My Jazz hate died with Malone and Stockton and Horny gone from there.

    Now My Hate List:

    San Antonio ( I'm sick of their whining)
    Lakers ( Die Malone!!)
    Dallas (screm them, and Najera)
    Memphis
    Denver ( Camby's smack running!)
     
  18. Rocket River

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    please post this in the other board

    Rocket River
     
  19. CriscoKidd

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    How bout them Jazz indeed?

    All that cap space with no one to spend it on.

    On the outside looking in, and unless they win the lotto they'll have ****ty draft picks in a weak draft.

    Good stuff. I thought they were going to suck real bad this year, but stuck in overachieving mediocrity is just as bad.
     
  20. qrui

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    come on guys, do you hate jazz becuase of kala and flopton or just they are jazz? guess what? this is not kala and flopton's jazz any more. it's a brand new one ... well except the coach. you have to give some credit to what sloan has done with this team. wow. i was watching the other day they beat the fakers. wow. some game.
     

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