A man blogs his texts conversations with his cousin Bennett, whom he describes as a 17-year old white boy who works at Amoco and thinks he's a Crip. Texts From Bennett A sample:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs...akes-and-more/2011/12/02/gIQAzDjCLO_blog.html Rapper Mac Lethal on “Texts From Bennett” Tumblr, rapping about pancakes and more. By Haley Crum If there is one thing you can say about Mac Lethal, it’s that he’s certainly not shy. The pancake making, video wielding, battle winning rapper behind recent internet sensations such as the YouTube hit Nerdy white kid KILLS "Look at Me Now" (Mac Lethal) and Tumblr blog Texts From Bennett bared all during a live video chat with Washington Post readers Friday. During the 30 minute discussion, which received hundreds of questions from fans, Mac Lethal rapped, gave advice on how to make content go viral online, talked pancakes and more. Watch the video transcript of his chat with readers and take the poll below. Tell us what you think about Mac Lethal, and what you would have asked him, in the comments section below. UPDATE: Sorry kids, The Smoking Gun has confirmed reporters that there is no 17-year-old Crip-wannabe named Bennett. Mac Lethal’s father broke the news, saying, “Mac writes them and puts it in the form of texts.” How do you think this will affect the Texts From Bennett Tumblr?
Nah dude, it's just all really stupid and fake. EDIT: Not only stupid and fake, but unoriginal. "Bennett" = Spoiler
I've seen this linked to at least half a dozen times in the last week, from various websites. I think it's very, very mildly funny and obviously fake.
If it were texts from Bennett Brauer, it would be more entertaining: I'm not "the norm" I'm not "camera friendly" I don't "wear clothes that fit me" I'm not a "heartbreaker" I haven't had "sex with a woman" I don't know "how that works" I don't "fall in line" I'm not "hygienic" I don't "wipe properly" I don't "own a toothbrush" I don't "let my scabs heal" I can't "reach all the parts of my body"
