DUKE is taking a CLASS at the comonity college, it is called "Interduction to POETRY"!! DUKE loves writing poems, that is how DUKE got my ex wife that ho to fall for me like a ton of crap!! Here is DUKE's first poem PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE TELL me what you thinks??!?! "The Gay Parrot" DUKE once had a parrot of green He LOVED it very MUCH He fed it treats every day And sausage for its LUNCH The PARROT like to sing its songs AND DUKE would teach it words Nothing beats "Stairway to Heaven" Sung by a bird BUT then the bird CHANGED its tune and made DUKE very sad IT would not sing or say its name It just sat there saying "I'm a ***" Yes SOMEONE taught the DUKIE's bird To say that same old thing "I'm a ***" "I'm a ***" Over and over again WELL DUKE no longer LOVED his bird Because it turned to GAY SO DUKE took off the birdie's leash And let it fly away Goodbye goodbye, goodbye gay bird ------------------ A SNEEZE is nature's WAY of saying "ACHOOOOO!!!"
Actually, it was surprisingly good. Rhyme scheme, meter. It even kept up a consistent theme without getting off into some weird tangent, like I would have expected. A poignant social critique. ------------------ Rockets Draft Obligations Summary http://www.gaffordstudios.cjb.net/
Not too shabby DUKEY. I think you may be onto something here. ------------------ "I've been licking this carpet for hours and I still don't feel like a lesbian!"
that's deep **** man ------------------ Stuff BBS, the Rockets and you guys It's all Clippers these days, come join the bandwagon and visit http://www.ClippersCity.net
Oh boy this is not good?!?!? DUKE got his paper back. And you KNOW what GRADE DUKE got?! Huh. Yes. F Big F, RED!!!! RED MARKS ALL OVER EDUKE'S PAPER!!! Here is what my professer wrote: Lionel, You have a strong sense of rhyme and meter, and this is an interesting first effort. However, I find the subject matter to be extremely offensive. Teaching an animal to use a homophobic pejorative is insufferably cruel, and so is your decision to release a bird into the wild after it had been domesticated. Please use a little more judgment in the future when selecting topics. Alphonse DUKE got a bad feeling Proferssor is not going to like duke's SECOND POEM, here it is!! The Idiot Teacher My teacher is a big fat jerk I do not like his face If he flunks the DUKE again I'll spray his EARS with MACE!! And squash his nose and box his tongue I'll beat him black and BLUE!! PS Mr Teacher Man This POEM IS ABOUT YOU!!!!! Ha ha OK DUKE is kidding, I did not turn that once in. Instread DUKE is writing an EPIC poem about JASON and his FLYING ARGONUTS, it is good. I share tomorow! ------------------ A SNEEZE is nature's WAY of saying "ACHOOOOO!!!"
At first I though for sure DUKE was a big joke. But he does it so well, now I really cant tell if he is really just dumb or is acting??!?!?!?!??! ------------------ Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women!
your mean You better SHUT UP talkin bout the DUKE like that! ASK ALMOOOOO what heppens to people who MESS WITH THE BEST!!! (hint: they need LOTS of REST! ()) ------------------ A SNEEZE is nature's WAY of saying "ACHOOOOO!!!"
Hey...Im serious man...if your profile didnt say you were a lawyer I wouldnt know if it was a joke or not. Where do you work for? V&E? Fulbright? On your own? ------------------ Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women!
you better beleive DUKE is real , he helped my divorce my parents , thanks DUKE ! ------------------ President of the Rockets/Raiders Fan Club
Duke -- The teacher didn't read your poem very closely. It was clear that you didn't teach the bird to use a "homophobic pejorative" -- "someone" else did. As for letting it go, well, you didn't have any choice, did you. Maybe you can do your next poem about bees and turn in that behive you have in your office with the poem. ------------------ Stay Cool...
HEY you are right!!!! DUKE did not tell the parrot to say "I'm a ***" someone else did, and you know what?!?!? IT HAPPENED right after DUKE had some LEGAL frfiends over for drinks and MOnopoly!! BRETT did it. DUKE is sure!!! HE TURNED MY PAROT GAY!!! What kind of sick man makes a parrot gay? Huh? Right. BRETT!!! You will pay. Oh yes you will. DUKE will have the REVENGE!!!!
PS Hey MOE sorry about divorcking your parents buy YOUR MOM said she was NOT MARRIED, how was DUKE to know?
Once upon a time There was a guy named Brett He taught a funny line To a friends parrot His friend got really mad And said "you big fat jerk" Now Brett wasn't really so bad He really liked his work So if you ever see Brett walking down the street Do a favor for me And kick him in the knee Feel free to use this in your poetry class Hutz ------------------ "Your not a real member of CC.net unless you have 1000 posts" [This message has been edited by BobFinn* (edited August 01, 2000).]
The teacher poem was hilarious. ------------------ please venture to atheistalliance and rocketsonline I AM SPARTACUS
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