Okay, so I'm feeling silly. But it's fun to think up bizarre stuff once in awhile. I want Dan boy to do well, but he hasn't had much luck, so maybe it's time for a change. Move him to the 2? Naw, there's no minutes there between Mobes, Oscar and small-ball. Move him to the 4? No, we have more talented players there, and I refuse to let Eddie play SF this year. He's staying at PF dammit. No...we need something more drastic. Hmmm....well, center spot's continued to suck it up. So how about putting Dan in the middle? The guy's got size. Shooting range could help pull out Shaq, of course. Also, since he seems to do better creating his own shots, why not give him the ball in the low block, and let him face up opposing centers? I bet he could get around most '5's with his speed. And I think he'd be much better cutting to the basket for easy layups than Cato. He can't drop passes more than Cato and even Willis hasn't been great about that either. And Langhi's already shown a nose for going after the offensive board the times I've seen him in the game. Defensively, hey we've got zone. This is the 21st century. We don't need 'true centers' anymore. If Dirk Nowitzki can play center, then so can my seven-foot grandmother. Langhi can wave his arms about. And with a haircut that looks like he handed his baby sister the scissors, who daring to enter the paint wouldn't be intimidated? Forget the draft. Trade Cato for a bucket of KFC and let Rudy offer a sacrifice to Jaboo so that we can win the pennant, I mean, escape the lottery. Keep Willis as our token distinguished vet and let the female Rockets fans in the Compaq center ogle his well-defined muscles and .5% body fat. Let Langhi practice one-on-one with his other fellow draft buddy JC Superstar. It's time to start the SaveOurLanghiStartHimAtCenter campaign. Look out Shaq, Deke, Germane, Big Country, here comes Damn Lanky!
