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Heb and Smeg Report

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by SmeggySmeg, Dec 17, 2001.

  1. SmeggySmeg

    SmeggySmeg Member

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    During his self-imposed absence to head to Utah Mountains and become a monk, the great one Achebe hast been in contact with his views on the latest Rocket criminal conduct and also the trouble Steve and Mo have got into.

    So here are Heb's views combined with some terrible smarmy editorial work from me.

    The whole season is getting way too funny

    • Our 6-9 Pothead SG is out injured and has the munchies
    • Our non-pg PG has a dui/dwi and some sort of Finley can play with foot injury
    • Mobley's ankles or Clutch's chip on his shoulder are never going to heal
    • Stick a fork in our Small forward, Rice is DONE
    • Willis is 39
    • Collier is missing out
    • Lanki still can't get minutes
    • Walt is in the last year of his contract, surely he deserves an extension
    • Griffin is 12 years old
    • Cato's feeling are hurt
    • and Moochie is a complete fraud and needs to be admitted to betty ford for his dribbling addiction

    But if we can keep this Torres kid and KT, and maybe ride out the injury storm we might be ok, especially if we could just trade the rest of the soap opera for some sort of talent, we'd be stoked...

    hmmmm.. steve for the #1 and change next year? I'd do it... his girlfriend will act up, but at least she's locked up...
     
  2. pippendagimp

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    I'm not against giving Steve up, but would rather have a big man w/ a few years pro experience instead.
     
  3. TroyBaros

    TroyBaros "Special" Friend of Steve Francis

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    Steve for the #1 pick? Your Nuts dude won't happen

    Steve is here to stay so what he got a DUI hes human does not make him a bad person.
    Mo smoked a little Pot big deal what Nba player doesn't?
    Moochie dribbles but can say one thing the man does not complain ad he does what rudy says.
    Lanki is not playing because he broke rule#1 Never discuss your negative feelings about an organization that employs you or a coach that coaches you. langhi did it to himself let me elighten you:
    "I am not really injured Rockets are just saying that I wanna play and if they do not wanna play me then trade me"
     
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