I think I probably asked half y'all for your IDs last night at Rudyard's, depending on how old you look or whether you were carrying a piece of music equipment. Apparently, I even asked Matt Maloney for his ID. I was standing at the front door when this drunk dude was asking me what bands were playing. When I got to "Orange is In" he looked completely dumbfounded. He said "Orangey what? Huh?" I repeated myself, and again he said "O-RANGEY SINS? huh?" So, I said, "Yes, Orangey Sins. And Arthur Yoria." He stared at me blankly for a few moments then said, "DARFUR REGION?" Tow truck drivers around there are like vultures. Constantly circling the block just waiting for someone to park in the wrong (or sorta wrong) spot.
I'm just filling in while the regular doorguy is off somewhere else (either rehab or New Orleans). We know mutual people probably - I work for Lilia and Miano during the day, and you may know them. I used to work with Thomas when he was at the Proletariat. And my girlfriend's a bartender at Rudyard's. And I once got a piece of candy and a ride home after school from Jim Nabors. And I drink a lot. So the answer to your question is: You don't know me, but if you did, you'd turn gay in a few sweaty moments. I'm a very sexy man. So, if you do meet me, I apologize to your family and spouse (if applicable) in advance. Oh...Happy Birthday Jeff, and many more. May your bass forever have far more strings and far fewer frets than necessary.
Brad. But, seriously, her name's V-------, and you may not know her as she's the most recent addition and only works a few shifts. Oh, and Happy Birthday again Jeff. May all the threads on your birthday unravel beautifully. EDIT: Sorry, felt weird.
V's ex-Proletariat, right (edited after I saw yours)? If so, she served me a few times on my last trip. She seemed cool. If I'm in Houston, I'm there every night. Glad you didn't say Christina. I've got a pretty big crush on her. And you couldn't turn me gay, but Brad probably could. Ask him about the scar on his chin sometime. I did that. Sorry to derail Jeff, but thadeus doesn't take emails from the board and I miss my Rudyards. Get back to that happy birthday now.
One and the same. I fixed the email thingy, and will be sure to ask Brad about his scar this evening. Wow, brevity. Didn't think I was capable.
Happy Birthday Jeff! I took off immediately after your set and our cars were still parked in their original locations. I'm sorry to hear that you got towed. That was an unexpected non-gift to yourself.
Speaking of Rudz, I have to go up there and get my cabinets from last night since I didn't have a truck. Anyone care to meet me there to help me haul them downstairs?
