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HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHUCK NORRIS!!

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by The_Yoyo, Mar 10, 2006.

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  1. The_Yoyo

    The_Yoyo Member

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    The man, the myth, the god even turns 66 today.
     
    #1 The_Yoyo, Mar 10, 2006
  2. pgabriel

    pgabriel Educated Negro

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    chuck norris round house kicked his way out the womb and then knocked out the doctor after the doctor slapped him on the butt.
     
    #2 pgabriel, Mar 10, 2006
  3. VesceySux

    VesceySux World Champion Lurker
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    Chuck Norris woke up and roundhouse kicked Time in the nuts. As a result, Chuck Norris is only turning 50 today.
     
    #3 VesceySux, Mar 10, 2006
  4. Lil Pun

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    66!!! :eek:
     
    #4 Lil Pun, Mar 10, 2006
  5. Svpernaut

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    I thought he was in his mid-50s... Chuck must have round-house kicked father time!
     
    #5 Svpernaut, Mar 10, 2006
  6. Two Sandwiches

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    Chuck Norris doesn't age.


    Chuck Norris will live forever.



    For his birthday, Chuck Norris got some of that high-quality Saturn Moon Water.
     
    #6 Two Sandwiches, Mar 10, 2006
  7. SamFisher

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    Chuck Norris got his kicks on route 66 - which is now known as the grand canyon as a result.
     
    #7 SamFisher, Mar 10, 2006
  8. KaiSeR SoZe

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    Chuck Norris is currently in the process of delivering roundhouse kicks to Lance at 610..

    he will be with you shortly..
     
    #8 KaiSeR SoZe, Mar 10, 2006
  9. macalu

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    F***ing die already! :mad:






    ok, i don't want CN to die literally, just the bandwagon.
     
    #9 macalu, Mar 10, 2006
  10. 3814

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    Chuck Norris turned 66 according to many today, however, we know that this is false, as Chuck Norris is the alpha and omega, the beginng and the end - thus not being bound by time.
     
    #10 3814, Mar 10, 2006
  11. peleincubus

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    chuck norris will die. and will be directly resulting from so many cool quotes on the internet about him.
     
    #11 peleincubus, Mar 10, 2006
  12. Svpernaut

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    Yes he will, because he has taken Jesus Christ as his personal Lord and Savior... OOOOH TAKE THIS TOPIC TO D&D!!! Don't want to offend anyone!
     
    #12 Svpernaut, Mar 10, 2006
  13. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    ^^^^ Yawn.

    Chuck Norris doesn't have to blow the candles out. They extinguish themselves when they see his name on the birthday cake.
     
    #13 Rocketman95, Mar 10, 2006
  14. Hakeem06

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    When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris.





    HAPPY BDAY CHUCK!!!!!
     
    #14 Hakeem06, Mar 10, 2006
  15. Summer Song Giver

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    Chuck norris is Patrick Swayze's b****. Roadhouse b****es!!!!!!111OMG!!!!!111



    /the sharked has been jumped
     
    #15 Summer Song Giver, Mar 10, 2006
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    Chuck Norris does not jump over sharks. He eats them whole.
     
    #16 halfbreed, Mar 10, 2006
  17. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    All your base are belong to Chuck Norris.
     
    #17 boomboom, Mar 10, 2006
  18. m_cable

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    Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked the shark, Fonzi, Happy Days, Chachi, Mork, the entire cast of Eight is Enough, Dilbert, Dogbert, the guy who got shot in the face by Dick Cheney (damn, he's having a rough month), and Osama Bin Laden's niece, all while having sex with a waitress and dusting off a 72 oz steak.

    And if it makes you feel any better, he also sent a roundhouse to "Chuck Norris Facts" so you won't be seeing them anymore.
     
    #18 m_cable, Mar 10, 2006
  19. OldManBernie

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    In honor of his birthday, here's a fun little game.
     
    #19 OldManBernie, Mar 10, 2006
  20. Invisible Fan

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    "Chuck Norris saved Geico $250 on insurance"
     
    #20 Invisible Fan, Mar 10, 2006
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