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Haiku-na Matata

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by giddyup, Feb 18, 2009.

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  1. giddyup

    giddyup Member

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    Way too much stress around here. Time for some creative expression. Let 'er rip... I mean flow. Any current or trade-rumored Rocket is a fit topic.

    Classic Haiku form is three lines of 5, 7 and 5 syllables.

    To begin:

    Oh to be T-Mac
    large check can somehow deflect
    those expectations
     
    #1 giddyup, Feb 18, 2009
  2. DonnyMost

    DonnyMost Member
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    stfu and throw a chair

    [​IMG]
     
    #2 DonnyMost, Feb 18, 2009
  3. Matt Maloney

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    T-Mac doesn't like
    Being 3rd scoring option
    fake an injury
     
    #3 Matt Maloney, Feb 18, 2009
  4. tiger0330

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    Yao Yao Yao Yao Yao
    Yao Yao Yao Yao Yao Yao Yao
    Yao Yao Yao Yao Yao

    I'm just not that creative.
     
    #4 tiger0330, Feb 18, 2009
  5. Landlord Landry

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    Haiku's I never liked,
    this thread sucks...
    I'm eating nachos.
     
    #5 Landlord Landry, Feb 18, 2009
  6. giddyup

    giddyup Member

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    How about Baron
    Powerful but often hurt
    free chucking point guard

    OR

    I Vinsanity
    Lord of the Air and Ruler
    of first-round exits.
     
    #6 giddyup, Feb 18, 2009
  7. ksflying

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    What a go0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0d idea :D
     
    #7 ksflying, Feb 18, 2009
  8. giddyup

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    May your many burps
    make The Mighty Yao most proud
    can't wait for the sit?
     
    #8 giddyup, Feb 18, 2009
  9. giddyup

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    Amare might be
    the new Dream but one without
    very much defense.
     
    #9 giddyup, Feb 18, 2009
  10. gwatson86

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    High expectations
    Dreams of O'Brien trophies
    Dashed by Vagisil
     
    #10 gwatson86, Feb 18, 2009
  11. giddyup

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    love that last line!
     
    #11 giddyup, Feb 18, 2009
  12. love

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    tracy mcgrady,
    moody fatty n' lazy;
    who needs this lady?!

    [​IMG]
     
    #12 love, Feb 18, 2009
  13. tutone88

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    T-Mac's cracked knee cap
    Is just what the Rockets need
    To get to the Finals
     
    #13 tutone88, Feb 18, 2009
  14. rrj_gamz

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    That's ghey...
     
    #14 rrj_gamz, Feb 18, 2009
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    Yao Yao :D
     
    #15 missrachel007, Feb 18, 2009
  16. AntiSonic

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    Since no one will bite
    on his outrageous contract
    maybe just waive him?
     
    #16 AntiSonic, Feb 18, 2009
  17. eason sui

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    i come from china , i like Tmac ..
    i do not a lot of english , but i hope Tmac come back as soon as possible .
    he is the best palyer in the NBA .
    TTTTTTTTTTTT mac -- fighting .... :D
     
    #17 eason sui, Feb 18, 2009
  18. Landlord Landry

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    rumors are flyin
    members become rookies quick
    clutch not rest much
     
    #18 Landlord Landry, Feb 18, 2009
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    We keep Ron Artest
    Tracy for Baron, big man
    Parades in June here
     
    #19 iconoclastic, Feb 18, 2009
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    T-Mac's a groundhog:
    If he sees his own shadow,
    six more weeks rehab.
     
    #20 topfive, Feb 18, 2009
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