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Had Chinese for lunch

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by DAROckets, May 24, 2002.

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  1. DAROckets

    DAROckets Member

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    lol ..This is an actual scan of what was in my fortune cookie...I'd always heard "two wrongs don't make a right" ?? ....anyway I thought this was funny :D


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    #1 DAROckets, May 24, 2002
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    DAROckets Member

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    sorry about the size :eek:


    /edit...fixed size :)
     
    #2 DAROckets, May 24, 2002
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  3. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    That sounds like a "Surreal Compliment".
     
    #3 boomboom, May 24, 2002
  4. Major

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    The stupidest fortune I ever received was "You like Chinese food". That really sucked. The eeriest was a friend of mine who got "You will be married within a year". It turned out to be untrue, though.
     
    #4 Major, May 24, 2002
  5. Dave2000

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    One funny fortune I had was:

    "Promote Literacy, buy a box of Fortune Cookies"
     
    #5 Dave2000, May 24, 2002
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    My favorite was "Flattery will get you somewhere tonight."

    Didn't happen though :(
     
    #6 Mack, May 24, 2002
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    My least favorite one was "Look out!"

    I was at least able to sue the 'Great Wall' on Western...they didn't get the cookie to me fast enough.
     
    #7 KellyDwyer, May 25, 2002
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    i recently got a 'rockets get first pick in 2002 draft'.
    my friend got a 'france wins world cup 2002'.
    wonder if i should put down a bet.
     
    #8 fba34, May 25, 2002
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