OK so I go to Taylor Highschool in KISD. This doesnt really matter but I am going to set up the setting for you. So I have to go take a wizz so I go into the bathroom. You know how there is a certain arrangement of guys using urinals? You try to get to the one as far away from anyone else, right? Well this theory doesnt even come into play. I go to take a piss and nobody uses a urinal. What the hell is wrong with these people? They all use the toilets with the doors on them to just take a piss! When I go to take a piss, I go up to a urninal, whip out my stuff and do my business. But these guys go to the freaking toilets! This boggles my mind and I just dont get it. I feel like I am trying to set an example for students. One day I am going to have have a seminar to show students how to use an urinal. Are the students at my school just all big p*****s, or am I missing some underlying problem in the mysterious room we call "restroom"?
What's wrong with that? I use the stalls. I've just never really liked urinals. I've never liked public restrooms either. Icky.
Take the assumption that we should use those facilities farthest from other urinals to it's natural progression, and using stall toilets if someone else is using a urinal would make sense.
I remember my school actually took the doors off the stalls so if you didn't need to take a piss, you were out of luck.
immaturity.... most kids will use a toilet with a door rather than "whip it out in public" and use a urinal. One day those kids will grow up and be like the big boys and use the urinal.
Maybe they just know your schlong is bigger than theirs....Either that, or they know their's is bigger than yours and they don't want you staring at it... Maybe they just need to wax one out betwen classes and somebody might get suspicious of somebody standing at a urinal for five minutes with one arm shaking back and forth?
I kind of do both. It sort of depends on the situation. (man, this is weird talking about how complicated this is.) At school, I usually go in a stall. Sometimes, I'll go in the urinals, though.I feel kind of weird if I "whip it out" with other people that I know, though. BTW, I think our bathroom at school has 2 urinals and 2 stalls, so sometimes I may have to go in the stall anyway. (or vice versa.) Other times, like maybe at a public place, I usually go to a urinal. I don't know why I do this. I just pick one and go.
Actually, a chief concern with urinals is the "splashback effect." With precision accuracy, this can be avoided, but experience is required to avoid said effect. Only a deft UrinalGrandMaster with Level 5 experience has the dexterity and aim to handle the rigors of the urinal (without ill effects). You must be one; your fellow students are obviously not.
I park it right in front of the urinal, put my hand on the wall in front of me, look towards the sky, and RELEASE THE HOUNDS. You would be faced with a difficult dilemma if you had an emergency situation, and both stalls were in use. Does one dare to "drop a deuce" in the urinal? nah, that's a little over the top. Not to mention a nightmare clean-up job for the janitor.
My schools football stadium has one long urinal for everyone pee in. I am glad I haven't had to use the restroom in a few years.
My only anger is that these guys who use the stalls piss on the toilet seats. Karma guys. One day, you too will have to do #2 at school.
Has nobody here heard of the concept of being Pee Shy. Some people just can't go if somebody else is there. Do you not remember the line in Fight Club when Tyler is pissing in the soup? He says, "You know I can't go when you look." Yeah, I'll admit that I am terrible Pee Shy. I wish it weren't so, but it is. I've got to be really drunk to be able to go at a urinal with somebody else there.
i get stage fright only when there is a person using the urinals on both sides of me. as for those who do "the lean" while using the urinal, i just think that's nasty. a public bathroom is crawling with germs and I try not to touch anything I don't have to. I grab paper towels to pull the flush, to turn on the faucet to wash my hands, and to touch the door handle to get out of the restroom (especially considering how many people don't even wash! ) speaking of not washing, i have a pretty bad horror story about that... at my old job, i worked in a big open laboratory, where our workstations were on benches... (none of my coworkers and myself used our offices b/c we liked being in the lab and hanging out with each other)... anyways, our computers were out in the open and many times other coworkers that didn't work in the lab would stop in to chat with us and use our computers if we weren't at our workstation (busy doing something else)... well one day, one of my good friends at work was in the restroom. he was washing his hands when he saw a coworker of ours exit a stall and leave without washing. after leaving the bathroom, my friend was coming to visit me. he noticed that the coworker that didn't wash was heading in my direction too... anyways, i wasn't at my workstation and my friend saw that other dirty coworker use MY COMPUTER with his unwashed hands! he was surfing the web, touching my mouse and keyboard... after getting out of a meeting, i returned to my workstation and my friend told me the entire story an hour later when he returned to chat... of course by then I had used my keyboard and mouse! i nearly vomited... i unplugged my mouse and keyboard and tossed them in the trash. i ran to the bathroom and washed for an eternity! i than went scavaging around the office for a fresh new keyboard and mouse. finally, i created a covering protector for my mouse, using several sheets of paper. i had never been so repulsed!
So how do you know they're just taking a piss in the stalls? Are you actually standing at the door listening the entire time?
I prefer the urinals with the little privacy walls. I hate it whan people start trying to chat with me at the urinal though.
