My leg is asleep right now. I can't wait for the feeling I will get when I try to walk around and my foot doesn't feel a thing. It's also great after you take a dump, and you're walking around the bathroom with this horribly inept leg that barely can feel the ground underneath it. What are some other (non-sexual please) feelings the body goes through?
your nasty taking a dump in a public restroom when that last hanger decides to make the jump and you get a butthole full of everybody water, that is a not too great feeling
You admit this but yet show shock about my revelation of farting in the shower while washing my c..(well you know what it was)??!! Weirdo
I think everybody can attest to the fact that at some point in their life they have spent too much time on the crapper and had one of their appendages fall asleep. Now as far as letting loose a loud water filled fart, I've honestly never had that happen. Sicko.
Eh, you are only 24 - give it some time, it will HAPPEN. I am living proof as when I was your age, I thought that never could happen to me either!
Manny, take your hot Puerto Rican wife and your jar of Salsa and get the heck out of here! I'm sick and tired of Dominican weight lifting models such as yourself beating up on the youth. Sooooo... back on track, what are some other cool feelings that your body can go through? Anybody, anybody?
The feeling after the "post-Whataburger" fart(s) at 3am on Sunday morning. You feel like you've actually lost weight!
That brings me to the 10 pound dump. Wow, what a great feeling of release. Although Aristotle would argue that one who lives their life looking for feelings of releasement openly showcases their baseness. I would take a big dump on Aristotle's head. Release this pagan!
The feeling of getting home after 5 hours of holding a dump inside because you don't want to use a public/work/school/etc. restroom and finally getting it out.
Okay, since you asked and it appears that all of the feelings have to do with dumps or farts, I would have to say ripping a couple of SBDs (preferably with no one around) and admiring how rank of a smell they are.
I always make sure to leave the room if there is danger of explosion. This shouldn't be limited to a discussion of dumps. The first post was about the greatness of having your leg fall asleep.
Hey, twhy is the only person on this site who can bring that side out of me. He should either feel honored or disgusted. Being the weirdo that he is, I say that he feels honored, as he should.
I'm just reminding everyone of their comic and base nature and their need for Aristotle's .....aww crap...I just wanted to hear things like, riding the Texas Cyclone and the moment of zero G. I just thought my leg falling asleep was a good starting point.
Whatever....I hate Manny. He's a brazen sychophant with irrational showering procedures. Go suck up to the mods Manny... call me later manny I didn't mean any of these harsh words...around 9'ish?
