After witnessing the degree of pwnage that Goran Dragic inflicted upon the Spurs in the 4th quarter of last night's game, the NBA has decided to revoke all of the Spurs championships and award them to Goran Dragic. It was later discovered that Dragic controlled their minds and forced them to make this decision.
Dragic will be the first NBA player to teabag his defender while making a 3. He'll then stare at the referee, forcing him to call a fall on the teabagged defender.
Goran Dragic.... Everytime he goes for a swim, dolphins appear. If he were to mail a letter without postage it would still get there. He never says something tastes like chicken, not even chicken. He can speak French....in Russian. He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels. Even his enemies list him as their emergency contact number. At museums, he's allowed to touch the art. He doesn't always drink beer...but when he does, he prefers Dos Equis. :grin:
And it was the Spurs who drafted him in 2008 after also selecting George Hill. Oh the irony. Who do you think will have the better overall career, Hill or Dragic? They're both 24.
Spurs didn’t draft Dragic. Suns basically moved up in that draft and asked Spurs to select Dragic for them. Here is the video showing this. HTML: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8aCdJziShA After watching Dragic’s performance tonight, hopefully Rockets could bring Sergio Llull over next season. He will make the same kind of impact as Hill or Dragic. Dragic was nothing special when he playied in Spain.
Goran Dragic will ask Kobe "How's my azz taste?" in the WC Finals then ask Shaq the same question in the NBA Finals after hitting the championship-winning shot. Next season, NBA coaches will be forced to create The Dragic Rules. Goran Dragic once missed a game-winning shot just to see what it would feel like. He didn't care because his team was 81-0 at the time.
One hit wonder. Remember Boobs? http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/boxscore;_ylt=ApW3x9FolWkmJVIAd2Jg7C13PaB4?gid=2007060205 Ya, me neither.
The Slovenian Air Jordan? Kerr on Air Dragic: "Other than MJ, I don't remember anybody doing something like that in a huge game under pressure, especially a young kid," Michael Jordan's former teammate said. "It's ridiculous." http://www.nba.com/2010/news/features/art_garcia/05/08/spurs.suns.3/index.html
I wish I had stayed up to watch the end of the game. I've still never seen Dragic do anything good in a game. He always sucks when I watch the Suns.
Dragic doesn't even need to do anything for the Suns to go on a run. He just needs to enter the game. That's how powerful his presence is.
I'm gonna bump this up, and let it go. If this thread goes off, yay! If this thread fades into obscurity, then Dragic help us all.
