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George Takei's Awesomeness

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by jdrock, Feb 21, 2007.

  1. jdrock

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  2. Drexlerfan22

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    That was hilarious. Made my day. :D
     
  3. CriscoKidd

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    I loved the evil laugh at the end.
     
  4. Hayesfan

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    That was fantastic! Thank you for sharing it. Takei rocks!
     
  5. topfive

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    Speaking of Mr. Hardaway...



    The Top 16 Reasons Tim Hardaway Hates Gay People


    16> They always make fun of his karaoke rendition of "It's Raining Men."

    15> They completely ruined the macho appeal of his signature clutch jump shot, "The Brokeback."

    14> Lance Bass is taking, like, FOREVER to put out a solo album!!!

    13> They have *their* pride parade, but where's the parade for spoiled millionaire bigots?

    12> Chaps? Fine. Assless chaps? Abomination in the eyes of the Lord!

    11> Because they've already spoiled the sport of NASCAR.

    10> In high school he was kicked out of his Village People tribute band for consistently showing up as "the ballerina."

    9> They constantly outbid him for all the best neckties on eBay.

    8> This one time, at basketball camp....

    7> When he was 12, his older brother was killed by a gay street gang, the Broadway Starz.

    6> He said he won't dance, yet they keep asking him!

    5> Always viciously heckled by Rip Taylor during road games against the Lakers.

    4> Richard Simmons totally ruined Tim's shiny-short-shorts-sparkly-tank-top-and-poofy-Afro look.

    3> He can never find a spot to put down his beach towel at Fire Island.

    2> Shortly after running away to Las Vegas at the age of 15, his childhood dream of being a magician's assistant was ended by a man named Siegfried.


    and Topfive.com's Number 1 Reason Tim Hardaway Hates Gay People...


    1> Every man he's ever French-kissed has accused him of being one.



    [ Copyright 2007 by Chris White/TopFive.com ]
     
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  6. moestavern19

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    Thats the gayest thing I've ever read.
     
  7. finalsbound

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    Hahahhahaha...that was brilliant.
     
  8. finalsbound

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    The video of course, not the list... :cool:
     
  9. qrui

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    lol. some video!
     
  10. BiGGieStuFF

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    <object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/uIDsHmFI9yc"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/uIDsHmFI9yc" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>

    I can't believe I have never seen this until now as well.
     
  11. 3814

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    That was one of the dumbest roasts I've ever seen. So inappropriate without even being relevant to the people he was roasting...

    ...his Tim Hardaway segment was classic though.
     
  12. rockets-#1

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    Umm, I dunno about that. I've seen a lot of the roasts, and that's how a lot of the comedians do it, dont they? They just talk a bunch of s***. This guy is quickly becoming one of my favorite people. I can't remember having seen him anywhere besides these two videos, but they are AWESOME! I think that was one of the better roasts; I dunno, though, I've been up all night and my senses are failing.
     
  13. BiGGieStuFF

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    The roasts I see nowadays seems to have less to do with the person being roasted and they touch on everyone that's at the roast. The old roasts I used to see the person speaking says a lot about the person being roasted. Regardless though the Takei one I thought was very good.
     
  14. Sishir Chang

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    You never saw any of the original Star Treks or Star Trek VI?
     
  15. rockets-#1

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    haha can't say that I have. I knew that guy was from something old, though.
     
  16. thadeus

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    Takei is awesome. He k(l)icks ass. For reals.
     
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    Not a single one of those was even remotely humorous.
     
  18. topfive

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    Debbie Downer in da hizzouse! :(
     

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