Every time a foul is called on Yao, chant "Jeff was right", "Jeff was right"! When JVG's name is called during the intros, keep the standing ovation going louder & forever. I like the "flopper" chant whenever Dirk touches the ball.
Clutch the bear should dress up like Mark Cuban, and sit next to David Stern...Put his hand around his shoulder, etc...
Stern would have Clutch removed from the TC, fined and banned for life. IMHO, if any one knows for sure that Stern is going to be there...then you've figured out which way to wager. Also, "flopper" seems too long and hard to coordinate. "Flop" seems more effective. It would be my favorite after any "JVG" cheer. It would be cool if T Gray didn't breeze thru the coaches part of the intro's and paused after saying "Jeff Van Gundy" to allow the crowd to react.
we should bring duct tape to tape our mouths. We can still cheer, just tape it on your upper lips to show Stern how the NBA is run.
I think every time the refs get an out of bounds call right, the crowd should just go ape-crap nuts. People jumping up and down, high-fiving, hugging, weeping....
man how i wish i was at the game i'd be so out of control its not even funny. all i have to say is this, regardless of what chants are said, the ones above have all been good suggestions, they must be chanted at every play. i mean i want to hear a defense chant on the first mav possesion of the game. TC needs to be rocking from beginning to end, the only rest time you should get is between quarters and possibly timeouts. whoever is fortunate to be able to go you mustn't let this chance slip by, scream your lungs out, jump till your legs get numb, willing the 3 sign till your arm is sore. you have a duty to cheer not only for yourself but for everyone on this board who cant make it to the game. get everyone in your section going, if you can get 3-4 strangers in your section going the rest will slowly follow. and yes if there are any mavs fans there give them hell from beginning to end. heck if i were les I would tell all the TC vendors not to sell anything to anyone wearing mavs paraphenelia (sp?). its not illegal to refuse service. not only should we make the mavs uncomfortable on the court, but we have to make these mavs fan miserable in the crowd as well.
Oh, man I wish I was going to the game.. Jeff Van Gun-dy clap, clap, clap-clap-clap Jeff Van Gun-dy clap, clap, clap-clap-clap Jeff Van Gun-dy clap, clap, clap-clap-clap
STERN'S A NAZI *clap* *clap* *clapclapclap* and a group of people can dress up like the SS only they are wearing referee jersey's. get swastika armbands with the NBA logo superimposed over it (I know someone in texas has to have a few). HEIL STERN! /yes, this would be going to far. yes, this is a bad joke. No, not a crack at dirk.
They used to chant this at MSG when the Islanders came to town to play the Rangers.....the Ranger fans HATED Dennis Potvin Cu-ban takes- it up- the -ass...doo- da doo- da
Make the "flopper" chant sound like the "Dar-yl" chants the Fenway Fans used to use on Strawberry. When Dirk is introduced and every time Dirk gets it- "Flopp-er, Flopp-er".
I think TC should have charades during breaks.. guess the words: flopper, bribe, dictator, out of bounds, etc..
there should be a special floor where the end lines are a bright bright neon green, just so the refs know exactly where the lines are
