What are some of the funny quotes you've heard? Here are a few: "The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush." - Sylvestor Stallone, Actor "The internet is a great way to get on the net." - Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." - Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign. "Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points they almost always win." - Doug Collins, basketball commentator "It is now 22 minutes past 8:30." - Lynn Russell, WKAT radio disc jockey
My all time favorite Charles Barkley quote came when Don McLean was suspended for steroid use... "I've seen him naked...trust me, he's not using steroids..."
"That's not even the best part." "Oh! To be perfectly honest with you sir, I have no brother. It was me, I ate **** pudding." -Almost Heros
"I'm a horrible golfer" -don grahamleone seconds before he lands a 275 yard drive in the middle of the fairway.
"If the King's English was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me!" "Ma" Ferguson, the first female governor of Texas, arguing against legislation requiring high school students to learn a foreign language before graduating in 1925.
