AI: "Awww man, I wanna play too!" Snow: "Duuude, this **** is freakin' me out!" Cat: "Hell no, I ain't doin' it! Ewww, you're all sweaty!" Steve: "Oooh oooh, lemme see, lemme see!" Cato: "Damn, Yao's gotta sexy neck!" Yao: "What the hell.....who grabbed my t***!"
Allen Iverson: At this point, you might be asking yourself why your right hand is on the teammate in front of you. You might also be asking yourself, "why am I holding this 30 pound cinder block in my left hand?" You might also ask yourself, "Why does this cinder block have a long piece of string tied to it?" And finally, why is the other end of this string tied securely to your penis?
Please, tell me that this was one time when the refs called something. Yao: "THis player is so aggressive . . . I think."