So I go to a stupid wedding tonight in Clear Lake, and a couple rows in front of me is this guy that looks just like James Carville. It was driving me nuts. I could swear it was him, but no way of course. I tell myself I was an idiot for thinking it was really him then I look on the wedding program and the name Carville is on there and I realize it is really so. The Careville family was there along with Jame's wife Mary Matalin. I had planned on getting drunk and talking to him later, but I never got drunk. So then I go to the reception and what do you know? ima_drummer2k's band is entertaining the party. I had been to their website before, I thought it was him, so I stalked him and went into their dressing room where he was taking off his pants. I then left and came back later to freak him out by introducing myself as MR. MEOWGI. And if you haven't seen his band, let me tell you that guy is one hell of a back up singer. His band played "(You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman and he sings the "wahoop" back up like it has never been sung before. It was amazing.
An old trick I learned from The Maestro. It was funny that we introduced ourselves by our bbs names instead of our real names. Sorry if I seemed kind of out of it, that was our 2nd gig of the day and I was beat. I didn't see Carville. I may have been too busy looking at the woman in the pink dress with the enormous breasts. I think I saw his wife later on shaking her booty on the dance floor though. My t-bone player said he saw him dancing. Playing weddings, although super-cheesy, has it's benefits. It's great for people watching. Always fun to see Grandma and Grampa get all liqoured up and make ASSES of themselves. You can't buy that kind of entertainment.
