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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Luckkky, Apr 13, 2010.

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  1. Luckkky

    Luckkky Member

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    sometimes I sit and i think to myself, whats more important, my girl, my family, or even my wealth, not even thinking about my health, never been scared of death, I just do me and let god handle the rest, no time to rest or to be depressed, im taking different routes now, dont with the last and on to the next, im all about life like its open gated, but seems like its faded, need some color in my life, could somebody bring me joy? life would be so much greater if we had a little thing or more, so we strive for it, open sky soaring, ride or die pouring, next day wake up and do it all over... hi morning, come on now, would you die just to try? take a minute out your life and realize why im trying so hard to justify, then wonder why folks go through what they do just to find, love, faith, and all of the above, man this is so absurb, if you hate him that much then just kick him to the curb, then spit in their face and tell your mind to erase, all the memories you had and escape to a better place, have faith, and know that the sun will rise the next day, life is crazy, you can have your worst day then suddenly be suprised in the best way, keep moving and never give up, cause you never know what kind of treasures you can dig up, but i hope you got the keys for it, nice cloths, nice cars, big house, three story...
     
  2. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    Now this is a story
    all about how my life
    got twisted upside down
    and id like to take a minute
    just sit right there
    ill tell you how i became the prince
    of a town called Bel-Air

    In west Philadelphia
    born and raised
    on the playground my momma said
    most of my days
    chilling out, maxing
    and relaxing all cool
    and all shooting some b-ball
    outside of school
    when a couple of guys
    they were up to no good
    started making trouble in our neighborhood
    i got in one little fight and my mom got scared
    she said your moving
    in with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air

    i whisted for a cab and when it came near
    the license plate said fresh
    and had dice in the mirror
    if anything i could say that this cab was rare
    but i thought nah, forget it
    yo home to bel-air!

    i-pulled- up tp a house about seven or eight
    i yelled to the cabbie yo home, smell you later
    looked at my kingdom i was finally there
    to sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air
     
  3. conquistador#11

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    It's like Deja vu all over again.
     
  4. SwoLy-D

    SwoLy-D Member

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    FAIL. Even I, a MEXICAN, know the lyrics to that, sir. :eek:
     
  5. DonkeyMagic

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    do girl #1 & Girl # 2 know about your mad typing skills? After they find out, you options may been whittled down
     
  6. cson

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    Suddenly, from all the green around you,
    something-you don't know what-has disappeared;
    you feel it creeping closer to the window,
    in total silence. From the nearby wood

    you hear the urgent whistling of a plover,
    reminding you of someone's Saint Jerome:
    so much solitude and passion come
    from that one voice, whose fierce request the downpour

    will grant. The walls, with their ancient portraits, glide
    away from us, cautiously, as though
    they weren't supposed to hear what we are saying.

    And reflected on the faded tapestries now;
    the chill, uncertain sunlight of those long
    childhood hours when you were so afraid.
     
  7. rimrocker

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    I can read sheet music.

    Anyway, here's mine...

    Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed,
    A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed,
    Then one day he was shootin' at some food,
    And up through the ground came a bubblin' crude.

    Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.

    Well the first thing you know, ol' Jed's a millionaire,
    Kinfolk said, "Jed, move away from there,"
    Said "Californy is the place you ought to be,"
    So they loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly.

    Hills, that is. Swimmin' pools, movie stars.

    Well now its time to say good-bye to Jed and all his kin,
    And they would like to thank you folks fer kindly droppin' in.
    You're all invited back next week to this locality,
    To have a heapin' helpin' of their hospitality.

    Hillbilly that is. Set a spell. Take your shoes off.

    Y'all come back now, y'hear?
     
  8. Luckkky

    Luckkky Member

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  9. Cowboii

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    start my rhyme, clever lines
    cross my mine from time to time..
    i make ya get ya ass up from the seat that is recline
    drop your jaw, u hit rewind..
    how this all come 2 my mind..
    in first grade, i would always draw outside the lines...
    teacher always naggin, get ma momma on the line..
    i aint go change cause you wrote it in my yearbook..
    take care cause i care, what a bunch of lil rooks..
    bangs in the front, wearin dickies like a crook..
    rat food at the school house,i learn how to cook...
    b-ball at lunch time, im actin like im aaron brooks...
    8th graders come around, benched like brian cook...
    if i ever make it big im puttin clutch fans on my hook...
    :rolleyes: i tried
     
  10. Royals Ego

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    the unemployment thread
     
  11. SwoLy-D

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    [scatting] "my name is peaches... and i'm the best
    all the DJs want... to feel my breasts..." [scatting]
    :grin:
     
  12. MoonDogg

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    Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz ?
    My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends.
    Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends,
    So Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz ?

    Oh Lord, won't you buy me a color TV ?
    Dialing For Dollars is trying to find me.
    I wait for delivery each day until three,
    So oh Lord, won't you buy me a color TV ?

    Oh Lord, won't you buy me a night on the town ?
    I'm counting on you, Lord, please don't let me down.
    Prove that you love me and buy the next round,
    Oh Lord, won't you buy me a night on the town ?

    Everybody!
    Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz ?
    My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends,
    Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends,
    So oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz ?

    That's it!
     
  13. Luckkky

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    lol damn bro, your rhymes are wack and im just stating facts,
    I feel like Im reading some old nursery ****, but i cant hate on that,
    atleast you tried, but on the real you sound like drake on crack,
    so its best you do what jay z did and just fade to black
     
  14. reckonerone42

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    Scatting eh?

    Everybody stutters one way or the other
    So check out my message to you.
    As a matter of fact don't let nothin' hold you back.
    If the Scatman can do it so can you.
    Everybody's sayin' that the Scatman stutters
    But doesn't ever stutter when he sings.
    But what you don't know I'm gonna tell you right now
    That the stutter and the scat is the same thing.
    Yo I'm the Scatman.
    Where's the Scatman ? I'm the Scatman.
    Why should we be pleasin' all the politician heathens
    Who would try to change the seasons if they could?
    The state of the condition insults my intuitions
    And it only makes me crazy and my heart like wood.
    Everybody stutters one way or the other
    So check out my message to you.
    As a matter of fact don't let nothin' hold you back.
    If the Scatman can do it brother so can you.
     
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    If your transmission got you down or your motor falls apart.
    That's the time to come to Thunderbolt you don't need a brand new car.
    We still believe in value and we pass it on to you.
    At Thunderbolt we fix it right and we guarantee it too.
    We put the yee-haw back in your motor and transmission.
     
  16. Cowboii

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    lol, ill reply later... get ready to bring ya a game :p
     
  17. trustme

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    This is what I did to some dude from Boston:

    "hmm well i gotta give you props for that ****
    that was off the hook, amazing, n fantastic
    but it don't mean jack **** if you can't rap it
    imma turn this tragic when i take your fagg*t rat dick
    and wrap it in plastic bags n light it with a match stick
    it'll kill you so fast it will make you end up in a casket
    then i'll take you n bury you somewhere in grand rapids
    but ***** it enough with the antics and murder tactics
    i aint gon' talk about how i'll literally BLAST YA mind
    a lyrical MASTERmind, look at the syllables AND THE rhymes
    this is pretty GRUESOME, i just ripped you a NEW ONE
    boston vs. HOUSTON, the score is now TWO-ONE
    so now whachu don' DO SON?"
     
  18. SwoLy-D

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    This is all CRAPPY without a beat or just me not being there to hear you "rap" it. :eek:
     
  19. rimrocker

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    Let me lay down some old school...

    Every shaver / Now can snore / Six more minutes / Than before / By using / Burma-Shave

    Your shaving brush / Has had its day / So why not / Shave the modern way / With / Burma-Shave

    Shaving brushes / You'll soon see 'em / On the shelf / In some / Museum / Burma-Shave

    Does your husband / Misbehave / Grunt and grumble / Rant and rave / Shoot the brute some / Burma-Shave

    A shave / That's real / No cuts to heal / A soothing / Velvet after-feel / Burma-Shave

    Within this vale / Of toil / And sin / Your head grows bald / But not your chin - use / Burma-Shave

    Keep well / To the right / Of the oncoming car / Get your close shaves / From the half pound jar / Burma-Shave

    Don't take a curve / at 60 per / we hate to lose / a customer / Burma-Shave

    Past / Schoolhouses / Take it slow / Let the little / Shavers grow / Burma-Shave

    A peach / Looks good / With lots of fuzz / But man's no peach / And never wuz / Burma-Shave

    Broken romance / Stated fully / She went wild / When he / Went wooly / Burma Shave

    Let's make Hitler / And Hirohito / Look as sick as / Old Benito / Buy defense bonds / Burma-Shave

    I use it too / The bald man said / It keeps my face / Just like / My head / Burma-Shave

    In Cupid's little / Bag of trix / Here's the one / That clix / With chix / Burma-Shave

    The wolf / Is shaved / So neat and trim / Red Riding Hood / Is chasing him / Burma-Shave

    A chin / Where barbed wire / Bristles stand / Is bound to be / A no ma'ams land / Burma-Shave

    He lit a match / To check gas tank / That's why / They call him / Skinless Frank / Burma Shave

    Henry the Eighth / Sure had / Trouble / Short term wives / Long term stubble / Burma-Shave
     
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