Maybe a movie with a fight between Rocky Balboa and Mr. Bojangles would be better. DAT, DAT, DAT-DAT-DAT, DAT-DAT-DAT-DAT....DOG SHOW!!!
From what I've read, the teenagers in the movie live on Elm street and they want get rid of Freddy, so they find a way to pit him against Jason. Kelly Rowland is in it and so is Monica Keener, who was the hot chick on Undeclared. Man, I hope she doesn't get slaughtered in this movie, but most likely she does.
I can't believe I'm gonna post this but... The chick who was taken out of cryogenic sleep along with Jason in Jason X said that he was captured in 2008. They tried to execute him by Gas Chamber, Electric Chair, Firing Squad, even hanging. All of them failed. At that point they decided to put him in cryogenic sleep. He broke out of his chains and the chick tricked him into the chamber. He stabbed through the door and got her in the abdomen. This created a leak in the chamber and the outer doors were sealed putting her in cryogenic sleep as well. They were both thawed out in 2455. The point is that Jason cannot be destroyed by normal means. Freddy doesn't have a chance.
The part in Jason X where he kills the holographic campers is by far my favorite scene from either series. It is so self dericating. Also Lexa Doig == Hot.
Here's a stupid idea, how about cutting his ass into 40,000 pieces? Aww screw it, put him in cryogenic sleep and let the future worry about him. I guess Bush was president or something.
They tried that too. In Jason Goes To Hell, the army blows him up, but he just gets control of other people's bodies. The real solution: nuke Crystal Lake.
BTW, if you haven't seen Jason X, check it out on cable. It is hilarious! They don't even try to make it scary any more. There is a scence where they trick the new improved Jason by throwing up a hologram of Crystal Lake circa early '80's. There are two chicks who are giggling and saying "Let's drink alcholoic beverages, smoke mar1juana and have Pre-marital sex", then they roll around in sleeping bags. Next thing you know, Jason is using one sleeping bag with a naked girl in it to pummel the other naked girl in a sleeping bag. Classic Voorhies!
Having them both come back and kill Corey Feldman from Friday the 13th part three would kick ass! Just seeing Corey pistol whipped for 90 minutes would be worth my $6.
Only problem is, i dont think it will be done right and will most likely blow balls. If i had to choose one to win i would choose Freddy even though i would want Jason to win just cuz i think hes sweet how he walks around and hacks people up rather then getting in people dreams.
