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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by distence, Dec 27, 2004.

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  1. Fatty FatBastard

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    Believe me, I'm the same way. Hence the "source" that was writing it. However, berating a woman instead of walking away was stupid. Bragging about punching a guy is stupid. I dunno. It just seemed dumb and senseless rather than funny.
     
  2. rrj_gamz

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    No cursing when I saw it...
     
  3. gifford1967

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    And how is it that you know MacBeth was lying about any of these?
     
  4. Hippieloser

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    And how is it that anyone cares?
     
  5. Rocket G

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    He claimed Tara Patrick basically picked him up in the subway.

    If I said to you:

    "Just yesterday, I ran into Jessica Alba while on the Metro bus, and she took me home and let me donkey punch her..."

    would you believe me? Of course not! Why would you believe any anonymous poster who posts crap like that?

    Sorry, but guys who spend half their day posting on basketball team fan websites do not as a general rule get picked up by supermodel pornstars while using mass transit.
     
  6. Jebus

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    I'm not really going to get into whether he was telling the truth or lying, I just thought it was funny that the first guy who defended him has this as his sig:

    and wasn't it Kobe Tai?
     
  7. ima_drummer2k

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    And I am living proof of this. To tell you the truth, we really don't get laid at all....er, uh, DAMN why did we trade Jim Jackson?!?

    BTW, Rocket G my friend:

    Didn't the "p*rn star" thread happen like 2 years ago...long before your registration date?
     
  8. gifford1967

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    I have no idea if MacBeth was telling the truth about any of that. I just find it particularly lame (though not surprising) for someone to come along later and accuse him of lying. Especially when MacBeth isn't around to defend himself.
     
  9. Gutter Snipe

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    Did I miss something? Is MacBeth gone or something?
     
  10. Fatty FatBastard

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    I'm not going to get into this again...

    Giff, IMA, et. al. I'm sure we can all agree that his stories agreed far fetched at times. And there was definitely more than one story.
     
  11. El_Conquistador

    El_Conquistador King of the D&D, The Legend, #1 Ranking

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    1. Sees a pornstar on the subway --> Likelihood .0001%

    2. She sits down next to him --> Likelihood .0000001%

    3. She chats him up ---> Likelihood .00000000001%

    4. She voluntarily forks over her phone number --> Likelihood .000000000000000000000000000001%

    5. He doesn't call her back, but runs into her at a party shortly thereafter --> Likelihood .00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001%

    6. After not calling and then spotting him out at a party, she then asks him to call AGAIN --> Likelihood .00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001%

    These are just the odds of the events which were contained in the FIRST POST. The character limitations in the response box prevents me from providing the probabilities of all subsequent events in that thread.
     
  12. MadMax

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    I'm not calling the guy out. Seems like a nice guy. But I think he was pulling your collective legs with those stories. I was more amazed that people bought it than I was that he told it.
     
  13. KaiSeR SoZe

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    I'm suprised people even read his posts!

    so...damn...long
     
  14. MadMax

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  15. Harrisment

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    Haha....one of your better posts oh mighty one.
     
  16. Fatty FatBastard

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    This is funny.
     
  17. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    Some people's obsession with MacBeth on this board is hilarious. Of course, they rationalize the obsession by saying that's what he wanted, but the fact is no one knew the guy.

    I'd like to add:

    Heterosexual male surfing the available males at Match.com ---->
    Likelihood .0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001%
     
  18. SamCassell

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    The Conquistador strikes again.

    JAG's been gone how long, now? A year? And yall are continuously fascinated by him. Of course, a week doesn't go by without a YoYao mention either. MacJAG was funnier though.
     
  19. Jebus

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    SCIENTIFIC_NOTATION
     
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    I'm not supporting the foul mouthed chick, but those guys were harrassing them. Maybe the Canadian Mounted Police didn't realize this. It still wasn't right.

    I was in a similar siuation about 15 years ago, only there wasn't a camara. The guy that was being picked at got jumped by 5 guys. I was trying to stop it, but everyone was drunk and pissed. His girl friend totally sucker punched my friend (who wasn't part of the ass kicking machine.

    When confrontation finds you, get out fast. Unnecessary deaths occur because of crap like this. I mean one of them could have had a gun and when the guy went for the glasses, he could have been shot and the camara would only prove he was approaching her.

    Those guys are idiots.
     

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