There are clearly only two legitimate responses to this story in the Hangout: 1. "That's crazy! I'm Brian Fellows!" 2. "Swiper, no swiping!! Swiper, no swiping!! Swiper, no swiping!!" (for those of you with kids) http://www.thisislondon.com/news/articles/6548604?source=Evening Standard Fox attacks girl in her bedroom By Rob McNeil, Evening Standard 4 September 2003 A young girl was left in agony after being attacked by a fox while she slept. The animal bit four-year-old Jessica Brown after creeping through an open door at her home in Tufnell Park. Her parents Richard Brown, and his wife, Corinne Magnier, both 36, had been watching a video downstairs when they heard her screams. Mr Brown, an English teacher, said: "It was about 9.30pm on Sunday. We'd left the back door open as we often do in the summer. We heard a loud cry from Jessica's room and my wife dashed up and screamed at me to come upstairs. She was shouting that there was a cat in the room and then she said, 'No, it's a fox'. I ran upstairs, saw the fox and managed to chase it out. "I went back upstairs and saw Jessica's arm, which had big, U-shaped teeth marks on it, and there was blood. "We got into the car and dashed to hospital. She was seen in about 15 minutes." He continued: "Jessica has recovered well. She slept in our room that night but has been back in her own bed since." He believed the smell of a roast chicken dinner the family had eaten earlier in the day lured the fox into the house. But Mr Brown branded Islington council's response to the fox attack "appalling". He said the fox's lair was in the garden of a council-managed house next door, which had not been cleared for five years and resembled "a jungle". He said: "We have a dangerous animal living next door. I phoned the pest control department and their response was to send me a leaflet." Mr Brown said he was considering buying a chemical to spray in his garden to deter foxes. But Islington council said it now planned to clear the garden and take advice on how to deal with urban foxes. Councillor Jyoti Vaja said: "I was shocked to hear what had happened and wish the girl well."
Whoa! Where's ROXRAN when you need him. I hope it wasn't rabid or anything. I've never heard of a fox, of all things, doing anything like that. I bet this gets big play in Britain, where fox hunting is trying to be outlawed and there is a big controversy about it. Perhaps our British posters will let us know.
i had not considered the "i'll pretend to try but intentionally fail" post!!! that's good stuff! damn your quick wit, ima!!!
i also missed the possiblity of a million comedic possibilities from the phrase, "urban foxes." damn, i'm hungry and it's throwing off my game.
or, perhaps the non-traditional route... "In related news, CBS was arrested for fondling a 10 year old boy, while NBC was charged with three counts of aggrevated assault in a nursing home..."
I have to admit... despite being a peaceful, laid back kind of guy, that this would have me taking direct action on my own, if I could find the damn thing. It's your kid, for crying out loud. edit: Yes, it is tailor made for humor. (I would still kill the damned thing!)
When I read the title, I was positive that Rick Fox and Doug Christie (or his wife) had gotten into another fight.
I'm with A-Train. I thought the FOX network had stooped to a new low. "We'll cancel Futurama, Family Guy, Firefly, AND attack your children, too! Why? Because we're FOX! Muh ha ha ha ha ha!!!"
I thought this would be some story about Bill O'Reilly and Jeanine Garofalo loved her on Crossfire, but Jeanine, I'm begging you. Get professional help for the hair.
"Fox Attacks Girl" I did not!!! Besides that co-ed asked for it... wait... lemme read the story real quick Oh!!!! Never mind, nothing to see here. Move along now!!! Move along!!!!
