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Fortune Cookie Problem

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by reggietodd, Jul 21, 2005.

  1. Austin70

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    The fortune said "Your name will remain reggietodd."
     
  2. Blatz

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    I wouldn't worry. It was probably asking you to homecoming. Was it blue or some other color?
     
  3. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    It's fun everytime when one's fiancee follows through with the fortune. :D
     
  4. Oski2005

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    That must have been one crappy fortune cookie for you not to taste paper.
     
  5. pirc1

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    It is also possible there were no paper in the cookie. I have had empty ones and one time I had three papers in one cookie too (I tried the lotto numbers but they didn't work :( ). So maybe you are worried about nothing at all. ;)
     
  6. reggietodd

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    I'm hoping this was the case! What does that mean? Is that a bad omen to get a fortune cookie with no fortune in it? Would that be equilavent to getting one with a strip of paper in it, but nothing written on the paper? Or worse?
     
  7. KingCheetah

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    I just ate a fortune cookie. Wasn't paying attention and I ATE the fortune. Will it harm my digestive system?
    ___________________

    I wish my cousin Nag was here. He knows these things!
     
  8. MR. MEOWGI

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    Scrub.
     
  9. Relativist

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    Oh absolutely. The emptiness means you have no soul. With this revelation, I will now slowly back away from you with an expression of undisguised horror and disgust on my face.






    BTW, the only thing you can do to remedy this is to put Nair on your nads. ;)
     
  10. 3814

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    LOL (seriously, i really was laughing out loud for about 10 seconds - not just using the LOL for the hell of it)...

    ...i'm gonna have to try that one.
     
  11. SWTsig

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    you're as good as dead.

    really sucks...... FOR YOU!
     
  12. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    Hey man, I may be drinking in San Marcos tomorrow...e-mail me at giff@corp.swirve.com
     
  13. SWTsig

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    you got mail.
     
  14. Rockets2K

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    hey...I was drinking in San Marcos last weekend....dont bother emailing me... :p
     
  15. moestavern19

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    and I always said fortune cookies aren't worth a ****. :(
     
  16. B-ball freak

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    Damn, it was probably a good fortune too.............................



















    For you to poop on!!!
     
  17. RocketsPimp

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    Gonna make it up to Austin?
     
  18. Sishir Chang

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    Well at least a toilet out there will have good fortune.

    On the subject of fortune cookies I've gotten a few weird ones. I've gotten one that says "Everyone has enemies" twice and even more weirdly the first time before a martial arts tournament.

    Anyone else gotten weird fortunes?
     
  19. SWTsig

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    John Hiatt & the North Mississippi Allstars - July 23 @ Stubbs.

    be there or be square.
     
  20. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    Dayum. I gotta get back to Houston Saturday afternoon...that sucks. Oh well, I'll be hearing some good music out in Katy that night.

    Pimp, probably not. I'm meeting an old SWT friend who's in New Braunfels from Florida to see his in-laws. We're heading up to San Marcos for old time's sake.
     

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