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Football Jeses - Tim Teabow

Discussion in 'Football: NFL, College, High School' started by David Stern, Aug 15, 2010.

  1. David Stern

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    Gave me a flashback of Rosencopter when he decided to call his own number and rush it with no need at that point in a pre-season game. LOL he's the anti-Gary Kubiak :grin:

    We'll i understand the passion!!

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  2. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    Football "Jeses"? Hahahaha.

    I think you meant "Jesse," silly. :)

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  3. SWTsig

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    his back is a lot less hairy than i would've guessed
     
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  4. moestavern19

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    Thread Title Fail.
     
  5. Blake

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    that love relationship might effect study
     
  6. v3.0

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    thread purpose fail
     
  7. jasonemilio

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    There is so much fail-ness and epicness at the same time with this thread.
    Poster name is "David Stern." What, no remarks or modifiers in the name? Just David Stern? Do you idolize him?................or are you actually him (don't fine me in that case)
    You spelled "Jesus" wrong.
    You post an almost NSFW picture of a girl's bum after spelling "Jesus" wrong. (she has a nice bum though)
    Spoiler tag fail
    And worst of all, YOU SPELLED TIM TEBOW'S name wrong. You're going to suffer in hell for all eternity for that man. :eek:
     
  8. Luckyazn

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    Is Tim Teabagger!

    To tea bag is a slang term for the act of a man placing his scrotum in the mouth of a sexual partner.
     
  9. Coach AI

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    bad Hutz parody?
     
  10. david_rocket

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    so 4 words in the thread title and 2 of them with bad spelling! Good job! :grin:
     
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    Karl Kold for Heizman! :grin: :p :confused: :)

    Bard Ledge should be traided!
     
  12. MadMax

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    It's not Jeses

    it's Michael Keaton.

    and the movie was My Life
     
  13. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    I find that tramp stamp really confusing. Either the woman in question is super sarcastic or she's serious. It both cases, it's a weird and severe thing to do to your body, given either mindset.

    Most likely it is just a good photoshop.
     
  14. Obito

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    We need a NFL thread already, its time to start talking ****. Where's moes and manny ramirez?

    Matthews is going to run all over the afc west. HE IS the rookie to watch, not timothy teabag.
     
  15. weslinder

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    If you Google "I Corinthians 13 Tattoo", you'll get images of it without the Gator above it. It's an odd expression of one's faith, but it seems to be mostly real. Just the Gator is a photoshop.
     
  16. moestavern19

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    You should probably learn how to spell his last name.


    Lamarr Houston and Rolando McClain will have something to say about that, although I do think Mathews will be a studly back.


    Also, good luck with your holdouts.
     
  17. moestavern19

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    Colt McCoy looks like a scared little boy out there.

    He'll probably be out of football by tomorrow and go home crying to his daddy, then he'll end up a QB coach for Sam Houston State or some ****.


    NEXT DREW BREES.
     
  18. The Cat

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    Stop being ridiculous. You know the next Drew Brees is the short, spread QB that is already playing with the original. :grin:
     
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    Meanwhile, Colt Brennan is enjoying life as the 4th string practice squad QB in Oakland, behind such stalwarts as Kyle Boller and Bruce Gradkowski.
     
  20. da_juice

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    Well let's see, you start out with 100%.
    -10 for misspelling Jesus

    -10 for misspelling Tebow

    -20 for lack of sentence clarity

    -10 for a run-on sentence

    -10 for no period on the 2nd sentence

    -10 for putting a smiley face instead of a period

    so that's a 30%. Congratulations! That's an F.
     

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