My friends had 1/2 pound burgers at Exposé for $2.49 last night and suddenly they're all sick I was told once by a wise man to never eat food at strip clubs...
Are you sure it wasn't from the girls at Expose'? Tell them to stick to the Yellow Rose and they won't have those kind of problems.
The first indication that the food might not be safe to eat is that the cooks have a window in the kitchen where they can watch the show....in privacy.
I knew I wasn't the only one that thought about Chris Rock when seeing what this thread is about. Didn't he also say something about NOT eating the food at strip joints?
yeah...that stuff sits out for hours (3-4 hrs). Plus what kind of chefs do you think they got working in a strip club?
I never understood the logic of food at strip clubs. When I am horny I am not thinking of greasy chicken wings and french fries.
I would call the City Health Dept. and report so they can investigate this potential outbreak. Plus it would be cool to see them send out people to a strip club and sample the food items for various foodborne agents.
Do they still do the late night continental breakfast on the weekends? I remember they would make omelettes, pancakes, hashbrowns, etc fresh with a cook and all.
lol... yes, or as I always say... "you know when women are looking for quality gentlemen, they're always going to gentlemen's clubs to find them".
Yeah, last time I was there they had a chef that cooked omeletes. It was very good from what I remembered. It even gave me an opportunity to ask a stripper that was next to me how she likes her eggs in the morning.... scrambled or fertilized.
Why would anybody eat at a strip club? Even when it's free, I mean, don't you feel weird eating with a boner? Or embarrased when a girl tries to lay her hustle on you while you have food in your mouth? Stripper: Mmmm, hi, I'm Kandee. You: Mrrph mrrph mrrphhhh Kandee: Ew, you just spit salty t-bone at me! You: [after spitting rubber steak into napkin] I'm sorry, I was trying to say "Candy, cuz' you're *cough cough* cuz' your sweet. . . .baby?" Kandee: No, it's K-A-N-D-two Es. You: [blank look on your face] Can I have a dance? Kandee: Sure baby....but....I already promised this other guy, he's a regular, but you'll be here, right? You: Yup Kandee: [clearly lying] I'll see ya soon baby. You: ok, later [under your breath] f*cking b**** w****. Kandee: what? You: nothing. I did try some buffet food once at The Penthouse club, salty as hell because they want to make you thirsty and get you to buy more drinks.
