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FLAMING MEAT LANCE

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by KingCheetah, Apr 18, 2009.

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  1. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Atomic Playboy

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    What you didn't believe me ?
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    Bacon: the Other White Heat


    I recently committed myself to the goal, before the weekend was out, of creating a device entirely from bacon and using it to cut a steel pan in half. My initial attempts were failures, but I knew success was within reach when I was able to ignite and melt the pan using seven beef sticks and a cucumber.

    No, seriously. The device I built was a form of thermal lance. A thermal lance, typically made of iron instead of bacon, is used to cut up scrap metal and rescue people from collapsed buildings. It works by blowing pure oxygen gas through a pipe packed with iron and magnesium rods. These metals are surprisingly flammable in pure oxygen, releasing a huge amount of heat as they are consumed. The result is a jet of superheated iron plasma coming out of the end of the pipe. For sheer destructive force, few tools match a thermal lance. But iron isn't the only thing that's flammable in a stream of pure oxygen.

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  2. Dubious

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    I got you a flaming meat lance ... right here

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  3. HombreDeHierro

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    i thought this would be about lance bass and how big of a flamer he is


    lol
     
  4. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Atomic Playboy

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    Hit the link and watch the video - it's really pretty cool.
     
  5. Shroopy2

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    A bacosaber?! Niceness
     
  6. WhoMikeJames

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    How the hell does that work?
     
  7. ClutchCityReturns

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    Looks like a flaming dog dick.
     
  8. Carl Herrera

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    Not gonna ask you why this is a subject matter with which you are apparently familiar...
     

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