Well, 5000. That either means I have a lot to say or just talk to much. Probably the latter. I think it is time for me to shut up a bit. My incessant ramblings can't be good...oops, there I go again. Anyway, it's been a nice 5000 mixed with lows and highs. Hopefully, it will take me MUCH longer to reach 10,000. I've realized that, with my constant posting, I've become a bit of a characature. You all know what I think. If you don't you are either new or blind - maybe both. Funny, but I had no problem deciding in which forum this post should go. So many arguments, so little accomplished. Anyway, I'll see everyone around, just not as much. Carry on. (Famous Last Words...) ------------------ Onions is all I eat!
Characature's are good. Clutch is a blind-siding master of the one-liner. Will is a troll, fishing out responses with one-liners that give nothing away about his position. Kagy is posts multiple one-liners in the same post so as to show you your a$$ and make you kiss it, too, leaving only TheFreak to save you with his standard "That's Contradictory Kagy" Keeley rents his one-liners from grummett, but grummett just seems to busy to deliver enough of them for Keeley to known as more than a Notre Dame fan. Jeff, you can always reach 10,000 as fast by using the one liners, while still having a characature. Oh, and don't forget to monitor ZRB for us...that negative characacture. In the immortal words of George C. Scott, "We can't allow a bbs characature gap."
lets see at this rate someone will catch up to you in 2066 . Lets see what is cc.net going to be like in 2066? Keeley will have 600 posts by then . Jeff should have 1,500,500 . Clutch will have banned 8,000 people having a Bulls player's name in their User name . Finn* should have 2,000,000 posts . Thats of course if you dont die by then , Anyways most of us will have arthritis and wont be able to type by the time we hit 55 . Crap , this is depressing ------------------ Church-Going-Foul-mouthed-Pig-Loving Rocket-Fan extrodinaire.
and boy, did they suck like a souped-up Hoover on national TV yesterday. ------------------ The Badministrator
Man, we registered at about the same time. 5000 posts is a lot. DaDakota ------------------ Go Jazz * http://bbs.clutchcity.net/ubb/Forum3/HTML/011403.html
I'm going to do a little experiment here: Let's assume that Jeff registered on Feb 1 of 1999 (although it was probably a bit later). That marks 765 days until today, March 5th Jeff has posted 5005 times (and moving upwards every minute). That means, Jeff posts 6.5342 times per day. Now let's keep this going further so we can delve into the mind of the posting machine known as Jeff. Obviously, Jeff can't post 24 hours out of every day (although from his total, that is what we would think). But, based on a 24 hour posting schedule, Jeff posts once every 3.66 hours! Now for one final note, let's assume that Jeff is awake, and cognizant enough to post for 14 hours of every 24 hour day. Based on this 14 hour day, Jeff posts once every 2.13 hours. From this analysis, we can see that Jeff's is one sick, obsessed man. ------------------ What can change the nature of a man?
During saveourrockets I don't think Jeff ever went to sleep! ------------------ Shane "Save Our Rockets" "Life without basketball in Houston........without an arena that is what it will be"
Jeff became legendary during the SOR tenure. ------------------ Sometimes you gotta do the next best thing!
5000 posts!!?? Well I feel small and insignificant! 5000 posts, that's almost 10 times the number of posts I have! You don't realize how intimidating that is! ------------------ Rocks2001 in disguise. . .
Millenium, Don't worry, bud, you may be small and insignificant on the BBS, but in chat, you are... well, hell, you're pretty small and insignificant there, too, huh? ------------------ "I was arrested for sexual assault involving an elderly man and I was out in 35 minutes." -- Achebe - programmer by day, geriatric ass grabber by night. As(s?) a side note, he did state he was cleared of charges.
Don't slow down Jeff. We need your insight. If you're uncomfortable w/ your post count, just post "free post" in one of those tribute threads and then Clutch will deduct a couple thousand from your total. ------------------ I'd rather be boinking my wife.
