The Cleveland Cavs are astounded at being the #1 team in the NBA. After a .500 year last season, the Cavs made a big change by shipping Nick Van Exel to the Detriot Pistons in the offseason. Althought they gave up two 1st round picks, the Cavs aquired a starting PG in Chauncey Billups, and a rising star in Zeljko Rebraca. The Cavs Twins Towers Center Zydrunaus Ilguaskus and Power Forward Marcus Camby have been monsters on the glass once again. with a 36-14 record, the Cavs hope to win the NBA Finals. Here is a resent interview with Cavs GM and Owner moes_19 First of all moe, congratulations on your success, you came in, picked this team out of the cellar, and now they have the best r record in the NBA moe - "Thanks, Its been a dream season, other than getting into a fist fight with Suns GM Truth in the Cavs parking lot, everything has gone my way" Now moe, how do you respond to the fact that your team has the best record, and yet, none of your players were picked for the All-Star team? moe - "I think its a crock of **** to be honest with you, Dajaun Wagner is averaging 17 points per game, and he wasn't even picked for that joke game... you know the rookie vs the sophmores bull****. This whole team should be all-stars" What do you think of Zeljko Rebraca impersonating Eminem? moe - (laughs) - I don't see anything wrong with it, I mean the mother****er is 7 feet tall you dumb ass. Ok... Uh... What do you think about Dajaun Wagner's progress since moving him to SG. moe - "I think it was a damn good move, Wags and me are going to look for some hoes tomorow night in my H2, me and wags are like this, I will never trade Dajaun Wagner as long as he keeps his strong professional work ethic in tact." Sounds like you really found a keeper. moe - "Yeah, Basically I first came in, I told the guys, you all are going to be traded if you aren't playing a superstar level, and if you are playing at a superstar level, you may still be traded." How did they Respond? moe - "Some guys were confused, Big Z and Wags weren't though, they came up to me and told me to go straight to hell, So they are the only 2 I kept from when I came in." Why did you keep them? moe - "You don't really try and talk **** to a 7 foot 3 Lithuanian, if you know what I mean, and Wags is tight with AI." What are your plans for next season? moe - "I don't really give a **** what happens, as long as we are winning" What about your beef with Suns GM Truth? moe - "he is a ********ing b**** and he deserves to die." Are you sure in your claim that he rigged the draft? moe - "Of course I'm sure, it wasn't the 1st time I've seen him moving a pair balls around" thank you for your time. moe - "my pleasure"
I hope you guys enjoyed it while Shaq missed 35 games. This will be a blessing in disguise as the Lake show get a top 10 pick, and will add the much needed 3rd cog in the lineup.