wetness is the essence of moisture... I can't believe nobody has mentioned Jack Nicholson from <i>Batman</i> yet! "Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?" "Wait till they get a load of me..." "Where does he get those wonderful toys?!" "Me? I'm giving away free money! And where is the Batman? He's at home, washing his tights!!" "It's just like <i>Beauty and the Beast</i>...and if anyone else calls you 'Beast', I'll rip their lungs out"
from Back to the Future, one of my top 10 of all time. Dr. Emmet Brown: Roads? Where we're going we don't need...roads. Marty McFly: Wait a minute, Doc, are you trying to tell me that my mother has got the hots for me? Dr. Emmet Brown: Precisely. Marty McFly: Wow, this is heavy. Dr. Emmet Brown: There's that word again, "heavy." Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the earth's gravitational pull? Marty: Nobody calls me chicken. Biff: You're so gullible, McFly! George: Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take Lorraine to the dance, that he'd melt my brain. Marty McFly: Wait, hold on Doc, are you telling me that you built a time machine...out of a Delorian? Marty: Let's see if you bastards can do 90. George McFly: Lorraine, my density has bought me to you. Lorraine Baines: What? George McFly: Oh, what I meant to say was... Lorraine Baines: Wait a minute, don't I know you from somewhere? George McFly: Yes! Yes! I'm George, George McFly! I'm your density. I mean... your destiny. [1955 Doc is watching a video of 1985 Doc] Dr. Emmett "Doc" L. Brown: What on Earth's this thing I'm wearing? Marty McFly: Ah, this, this is a radiation suit. Dr. Emmett "Doc" L. Brown: Radiation suit? Of course, because of all the fallout from the atomic wars! Dave McFly: [kissing George McFly on the head] See ya pop. Oooow, time to change that oil! In 1955, Tab and Pepsi Free aren't invented yet] Lou Caruthers: You gonna order something, kid? Marty McFly: Ah, yeah... Give me a Tab. Lou Caruthers: Tab? I can't give you a tab unless you order something! Marty McFly: Alright, give me a Pepsi Free. Lou Caruthers: You want a Pepsi, PAL, you're gonna pay for it! Stella Baines: He's a very strange young man. Sam Baines: He's an idiot. Comes from upbringing. His parents are probably idiots too. Lorraine, if you ever have a kid that acts that way I'll disown you. Dr. Emmett "Doc" L. Brown: Then tell me, "future boy", who is president in the United States in 1985? Marty McFly: Ronald Reagan. Dr. Emmett "Doc" L. Brown: Ronald Reagan? The actor?! Who's Vice President? Jerry Lewis? Marty McFly: What? Dr. Emmett "Doc" L. Brown: I suppose Jane Wyman is the first lady! And Jack Benny is secretary of the treasury! I've had enough practical jokes for one evening! Good day, future boy! Dr. Emmett "Doc" L. Brown: Next Saturday night, we're sending you back to the future!
The jibberish scene from Billy Madison is pretty funny. But Dumb and Dumber has so many good quotes. Harry: Those are some nice hooters you got there. Mary: Excuse me? Harry: The owls, I mean.
Darth Vader: I hope so commander, for your sake. The Emporer is not as forgiving as I am. Private Hudson: We're in some real pretty **** now, man. Billy Madison: The part of the story I didn't like was when the boy stopped looking after an hour. You gotta think, you got a pet, you got a responsibility. You don't just look for an hour and give up, you get your ass out there and you find that f***ing dog. Vince Vaughn: You're so money, and you don't even know it. Vince: Of course it you start talking about puppy dogs and ice cream its going to end up in a friend place. Vince: I don't want you to be like that guy in the PG-13 movie that everyone really wants to see end up with the girl. I want you to be like the guy in the R-rated movie that you're not sure if you really like yet. Vince: Who's the big winner? Mike. Mike is the big winner tonight. Vince: Watch, I'm gonna make Gretzky's head bleed for #99 superfan here. Also the whole part where he is talking about how Mike is like a bear and the women are like little rabbits. Gun Store Clerk: We call this the fecalator. One look and the target sh!ts him or herself. Jay: In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey, the monkey will spank us. Can I use television too? Spike: Why don't you just rip her lungs out? Angel: It lacks poetry. Spike: Doesn't have too. What rhymes with lungs?
1. this is pure snow! do you know the street value of this mountain top? 2. ive got a 45 and a shovel. i doubt anyone will miss you. 3. what is hair pie? 4. tatatataday junior. 5. no i will not make out with you. 6. chlorophyll...more like boraphyll. 7. what are you doing? looking for the rest of this bottle. there's some. there's some more there. 8. did i say that out loud? i could go on and on and on
(say all of these in Clint Eastwood's distinctive raspy whisper) "When a man with a 45 meets a man with a rifle, you said the man with a pistol's a dead man. Let's see if that's true." "You see my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it..." Man with no name: "16.. 17.. 22.. 22?" *bang!* "27." Col. Mortimer: "Any trouble boy?" Man with no name: "No old man. Thought I was having trouble with my adding. It's all right now." "You see in this world there are two kinds of people. Those with loaded guns and those who dig... you dig." "When you hang a man you better look at 'em!" Josey Wales: "You a bounty hunter?" Bounty hunter: "A man's got to do something for a living these days." Josey Waled: "Dying ain't much of a living, boy."
I don't know if this has been posted yet: 'Hy, you're young, you got your health.... What you want with a job?'
"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." - Bilbo Baggins, The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring. The truly sad part is that I know that off by heart now.
Too true..I realized I hadn't seen it in ages, so I had a Fletch viewing party...and here's some more jems. Doc: That's an interesting name, Mr...? Fletch: Babar. Doc: Is that with one B or two? Fletch: One. B-A-B-A-R. Doc: That's two. Fletch: Yeah, but not right next to each other, that's what I thought you meant. Doc: Isn't there a children's book about an elephant named Babar.? Fletch: Ha, ha, ha. I wouldn't know. I don't have any. Doc: No children? Fletch: No elephant books. Doctor: Ever seen a spleen that large? Fletch: No, not since breakfast. Fletch: Aren't you gonna read me my rights? Cop: You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to have your face kicked in by me. You have the right to have your balls stomped on by him. Fletch: I think I'll waive my rights.
"Not all women do that type of thing for mone" "I figure the kind that would double up on a guy like me would. . " Rocket River
this is MY FAV SCENE IN THAT MOVIE AND ONE OF THE HARDEST QUOTES OF ALL TIME . . . Most Recent one i like: THIS IS AN OBSCURE ONE Truck Driver: I notice your shoes. . . state Issue. . . So what were you in [prison] for . . . Andre Brouder's character: AND ERROR IN JUDGEMENT later when He is robbing the truck driver Truck Driver: You should do something else. AB's Character: Only Talent I have is singing Truck Driver: THEN LEARN A TRADE AB's CHARACTER: I have [waving the gun] Rocket River
Uh uh, sister...we're having you fixed. You're gonna be respectful, appreciative, and compliant..... ...just like a woman should be. Also...Dadakota...to answer your unanswered question from yesterday: Blue Velvet
"All I have are my balls, and my word, and I ain't breakin' em for nobody." Tony Montana, Scarface "I want a cheeseburger, and french fries and a milk sha-" "YOU'LL GET NOTHING AND LIKE IT!" Caddyshack George C. Scott, from the opening monologue of Patton: "A man must be alert at all times if he expects to stay alive. If you're not alert, sometime, a German son-of-an-a**hole-b**ch is going to sneak up behind you and beat you to death with a sockful of s**t!" "We have the finest food, the finest equipment, the best spirit, and the best men in the world. Why, by God, I actually pity those poor sons-of-b*****s we're going up against. By God, I do." "Each man must not think only of himself, but also of his buddy fighting beside him. We don't want yellow cowards in this Army. They should be killed off like rats. If not, they will go home after this war and breed more cowards. The brave men will breed more brave men. Kill off the g*******d cowards and we will have a nation of brave men. " "We'll win this war, but we'll win it only by fighting and by showing the Germans that we've got more guts than they have; or ever will have. We're not going to just shoot the sons-of-b*****s, we're going to rip out their living g*******d guts and use them to grease the treads of our tanks. We're going to murder those lousy Hun c***suckers by the bushel-f***ing-basket. War is a bloody, killing business. You've got to spill their blood, or they will spill yours. Rip them up the belly. Shoot them in the guts. When shells are hitting all around you and you stick your hand into a pile of goo that once was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do!" "There is one great thing that you men will all be able to say after this war is over and you are home once again. You may be thankful that twenty years from now when you are sitting by the fireplace with your grandson on your knee and he asks you what you did in the great World War II, you WON'T have to cough, shift him to the other knee and say, 'Well, your Granddaddy shoveled s**t in Louisiana.'"
Damn you for gettin me goin on movie quotes...new ones keep popping into my head. From Princesss Bride: "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." Miracle Max: Thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice papercut and pour lemon juice on it? Kid: See? Didn't I tell you she'd never marry that rotten Humperdinck. Grandfather: Yes, you're very smart. Shut up. Inigo: Fezzik, you did something right. Fezzik: Don't worry, I won't let it go to my head. And then another classic that I have to admit liking, Fast Times at Ridgemont High.. Spicoli:"Don't worry, I can fix it, my dad's a TV repair man, he has an ultimate set of tools." Mr Hand :"What are you people? On dope?" Spicoli:Well make up your mind dude. Is he going to **** or is he going to kill us? Jefferson's Brother:First he's going to ****, then he's going to kill us. Somebody stop me before I quote again!
R2K I was laughing just reading those. The scene you quoted where he said 'I think I'll waive my rights..' was so funny. SECRETARY: I'm sorry, who are you again? FLETCH: I'm Frieda's boss. SECRETARY: Who's Frieda? FLETCH: My secretary.
dumb & dumber is full of em. 1)lloyd: Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, really can serve a purpose. Now don't you go dying on me 2)harry: I expected the rocky mountains to be a little rockier than this lloyd: Me too. That John Denver's fulla ****, man
Wait wait wait...how could I forget this movie. Probably the most quotable 30 minutes of movies ever. "If God would of wanted you up there he would of miracled your ass up there" "Your ass looks like a wad of chewed up bubble gum" "You climb obstacles like old people Funk" "I want that head so clean that the virgin mary herself would be proud to go in there take a dump" Can someone tell me what movie these quotes come from.
Easily -- Apocalypse Now. My favorite exchange in that movie is when the drill sergeant is grilling him because he doesn't believe in the Virgin Mary, and he has to shout out his beliefs, eventually leading to him being the platoon leader.
The Fight Club quote made me think of another one from that movie. Classic scene on the plane. Norton: You know you are the most interesting single serving friend I have ever met. Tyler stares back blankly. Norton: See I have this thing where every thing they serve on a plane is in a single serving, and... Tyler: Oh I get it...it's very clever. How's that working out for you? Norton: What? Tyler: Being clever. Norton (pauses) : Great... Tyler (smiling): Keep it up then.
