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Excusses for work

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  1. Malcolm

    Malcolm Member

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    I work at night and I want to take Monday off to watch the Texans 1st Monday Night Football game in team history can you guys come up with some excusses I can use to get off of work?
     
    #1 Malcolm, Nov 29, 2008
  2. BmwM3

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    Where do you work?
     
    #2 BmwM3, Nov 29, 2008
  3. TRIQSTER

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    excuses
     
    #3 TRIQSTER, Nov 29, 2008
  4. The Bird

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    Diarrhea
     
    #4 The Bird, Nov 29, 2008
  5. v3.0

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  6. keeyanballa08

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    went and had sushi for your first time and got food poisoning
    you are good to go
     
    #6 keeyanballa08, Nov 29, 2008
  7. Harrisment

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    this.
     
    #7 Harrisment, Nov 29, 2008
  8. Asian Sensation

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    Say you slept wrong and have a pinched nerve in your neck.
     
    #8 Asian Sensation, Nov 29, 2008
  9. across110thstreet

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    you have to give your pet marmot his medication that night, don't you?
     
    #9 across110thstreet, Nov 29, 2008
  10. Kam

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    You had to know this game was coming up since what, June, July?

    should have planned for it.
     
    #10 Kam, Nov 29, 2008
  11. Apollo Creed

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    The string on your anal beads broke and you're busy looking for pliers.
     
    #11 Apollo Creed, Nov 29, 2008
  12. Breaker

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    Say you have herpes. Totally full proof.
     
    #12 Breaker, Nov 29, 2008
  13. Kilgore Trout

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    If you are professional athlete you could always use the "flu-like symptoms" a/k/a hangover excuse.
     
    #13 Kilgore Trout, Nov 29, 2008
  14. across110thstreet

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    don't you mean fool proof?
     
    #14 across110thstreet, Nov 29, 2008
  15. Breaker

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    You know, I was thinking about whether it was actually "full" or "fool". my fault yo.
     
    #15 Breaker, Nov 29, 2008
  16. Space Ghost

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    Tell him you and Breaker have to take spelling and grammar classes.
     
    #16 Space Ghost, Nov 29, 2008
  17. SamFisher

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    Quit. Then show up on Tuesday and act like nothing happened.
     
    #17 SamFisher, Nov 29, 2008
  18. Breaker

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    Where in my sentence was there a word misspelled? I used the wrong word. Maybe you should take the class that would educate you on what a misspelled/incorrect grammar look like.
     
    #18 Breaker, Nov 29, 2008
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    Usually I skip the day, and then the next day I come to work and act like I didn't know I was suppose to work the day before. LOL
     
    #19 Hoee Ass, Nov 29, 2008
  20. Lynus302

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    -2: One for spelling and one for arguing the point.

    You misspelled the word. If I write "over their" or "there going to the store," I've misspelled the intended word, as the correct words would be "there" and "they're," respectively.
     
    #20 Lynus302, Nov 29, 2008
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