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Evil EVil Woman

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Rocket G, Sep 27, 2004.

  1. Rocket G

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  2. Mulder

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    OMG the October surprise comes a week early! :D

    Kerry agreed to see his ex-girlfriend at a pub to talk things over. But the meeting failed to sway his resolve to end the relationship and he left in his van after drinking two pints of beer. Unfortunately for Kerry, his ex-girlfriend rang the police and he was breathalysed.

    When he appeared before South Gloucestershire Magistrates 42-year-old Kerry was banned for three years after he admitted drink driving along Merrywalks in Stroud on August 11.

    Prosecuting, Malcolm Hayes said Kerry , 42, failed a roadside breath test and later gave an intoxiliser reading of 54mg of alcohol in 100ml of breath. The legal limit is 35.

    The court heard that Kerry had be the subject of a previous ban for drink driving in 1996.

    Defending, Leo Goatley described Kerry's story as "a rather frustrating tale of woe".

    "He's usually very conscious not to drive after a drink," said Mr Goatley. "Recently he split up with his girlfriend. On August 11 she phoned him to meet for a drink and talk things over.

    "She bought him two pints of beer. They didn't argue but Mr Kerry indicated he didn't wish to get back together with her.

    "He was later stopped by the police. Subsequently he learned from his ex girlfriend that she had phoned the police. He felt he had been snared by his ex-partner."

    Kerry, who gave his address as The Martins, Stroud, was a self employed contract cleaner, the court heard.

    Mr Goatley said Kerry hoped his employee would be able to drive between jobs, although he was unsure how long he would be able to continue his business.

    Kerry was given a mandatory 36-month ban due to his previous conviction for being over the limit twice within 10 years, although he was offered the opportunity to reduce this by nine months by taking part in a drink drivers' rehabilitation course. He was fined £300 and ordered to pay £55 costs.
     
  3. Deckard

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    Great song by Spooky Tooth. It's on Spooky Two.
    I didn't get a thing from that link. :)


    Keep D&D Civil!!
     
  4. Falcons Talon

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    Is that all? Jeez...I need to share some more ex-wife stories.
     
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    Although not related, I remember an episode of COPS where they stopped a car pulling a trailer because someone had called in a report that the trailer was transporting cocaine. After searching the trailer and finding nothing, the cops asked the guy if he knew of anyone who would have tried to set him up like that. He said that his ex-girlfriend might have been the culprit; so the cops had the guy call her on the spot to see if he could get a confession.

    When he called her at first she played dumb but after awhile you could tell that she had to let him know that it was her who had dropped the dime. She starts laughing and telling him how he should have never messed with her or whatever and the whole time the cops were there listening to the whole conversation. Needless to say they picked her on for filing a false report. IT was a pretty big deal SWAT was on hand in full windowless van stakeout mode for the original bust so I'm sure they stuck it to her pretty good.

    Women can't live with'em.......
     
  6. Mulder

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    Can't kill em and get it away with it... unless you're OJ Simpson.
     
  7. Falcons Talon

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    ...the end.

    Al Bundy--Founder and President of the National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood. (No Ma'am)
     
  8. SwoLy-D

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    The thread title is REDUNDANTLY REPEATING ITSELF.

    EVIL = WOMAN
     
  9. Falcons Talon

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    Wait a minute...Redundant and repeating itself has the same contextual meaning, causing your statement to be redundant onto itself...
     
  10. m_cable

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    So what exactly, are you saying, do you mean? :Lifts one eyebrow up:
     
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    I I think think what what he he is is saying saying is is that that there there is is alot alot of of the the same same thoughts thoughts being being repeated repeated in in this this thread thread. or or something something.
     
  12. SwoLy-D

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    DING!

    What do we have for the winner? ;)

    Anyway... Falcons, as someone put it in another thread (and now I am stealing): put some batteries in your sarcasm detector. :D

    I MEANT to be repetitive again redundantly in my post which I wrote. <- here it is again. :p
     
  13. Falcons Talon

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    So what are you trying to say?
     
  14. Falcons Talon

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    Another thread succesfully hijacked.:D
     
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    the electric light orchestra
     
  16. m_cable

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    I still don't even get it yet.
     
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    "Evil" and "woman" are redundant. Synonyms, if you will.
     
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    Damn, someone needs to call the Department of Redundancy Department....
     
  19. SwoLy-D

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    [​IMG] HippieWinner
     
  20. ima_drummer2k

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    For some reason this part made me laugh.

    I've always loved that phrase.
     

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