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Discussion in 'Houston Astros' started by Alimoe84, Jan 9, 2005.

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Who is to blame for the Beltran debacle??

  1. Carlos Beltran

    82 vote(s)
    48.0%
  2. Scott Borass

    56 vote(s)
    32.7%
  3. Drayton McLane and Tim Purpura

    28 vote(s)
    16.4%
  4. MLB rules

    5 vote(s)
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  5. other (please explain)

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  1. moestavern19

    moestavern19 Member

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    man **** Beltrash
     
  2. rocks_fan

    rocks_fan Rookie

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    Well T_J I can see how you won "the andymoon Debate Challenge". Unfortunately just repeating the same point over and over isn't really a debate. The bottom line is Drayton and Tim offered what they thought (and was) fair market value for someone and they got beat out despite demonstrable evidence that Beltran may be costing himself money over the long run.

    By the way, just because Carlos signs with the Mets doesn't automatically guarantee him some gigantic contract with Nike or Gatorade. Banking on endorsements to make up any cost of living differences is as speculative as putting all your money into the stock market.

    And as to "clearing the decks", what would it look like if the Astros had offered a deal to Finley? It would look like they didn't really think they had a chance at Beltran and went looking somewhere else. Or what if Finley had agreed to a 2 year deal worth (for instance) $15 million, then Beltran turns around and says, "OK, 7 years $105 million works for me where's the contract?" What are they supposed to do, have 2 expensive CFs or tell him "Nope sorry, deal's off you were too slow." They had to wait for Beltran to make his decision and ended up getting nothing.

    Lastly, wanting an aboslute no-trade clause is an iffy proposition at best. Having $15 million a year for 7 YEARS tied up in one player can hamstring a team who has a limited operating budget. The Astros had to have a way out in case Beltran didn't live up to his contract (in their opinion) and someone offered them an out. Alex Rodriguez got traded, Ken Griffey Jr. got traded, Mark McGwire got traded, Randy Johnson got traded TWICE. Why should Beltran be any different?

    All in all, the Astros stuck to their guns, the Mets apparently caved, Beltran and Satan Boras got what they wanted, and we got screwed.
     
  3. ima_drummer2k

    ima_drummer2k Member

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    Naw, I'd rather just throw beer on him.
     
  4. NJRocket

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    ditto

    ditto

    ditto

    He chose to go after ONE guy...he should have been prepared to pay over market value for him...there is nothing else that even comes into play here.
     
  5. Chance

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    [Beltran} Ya'll knew this was coming...

    So I have this company that wants us to do a parody of a song currently on the Billboard charts. Frank and I decide to use American Idiot by Green Day and I write these reall witty lyrics about White trash America and I am super happy with it.

    And then last night The REAL Killer Bees (Boras and Beltran) drop that bomb on us.

    So this is what we came up with.

    Beltran's an Idiot

    Beltran turned out to be an idiot
    After engineering Astros Mania
    The he left us when we know he coulda stayed
    He epitomizes greedy America

    Chorus
    Welcome to a new realization
    All across the Astros Nation
    Bleep him we will be okay
    We'll dance with the ones that brung us
    And curse the agent Scott Boras
    It's enough to make you...

    The whole city stayed up 'til eleven
    Thinkin' Carlos would bring us to Heaven
    Instead he bent us over like a punk in prison
    Without the courtesy of a reach-around.

    Chorus
    +HURL!

    Beltran turned out to be an idiot
    To win without that Judas will be a little sweeter
    Only one killer Bee committed treason
    Clemens come back for one more season

    Welcome to my vision of elation
    It's a brand new Astros Nation
    Don't worry everything's okay
    The B's have been there from the beginning
    They always find a way to come up winning
    Scott Boras is the anti.....Christ!

    Download it and spread it. I figure it has a shelf life of a week, tops! Send it to your Astros fan friends. Let them know Apollo XVIII did it.
     
    #85 Chance, Jan 9, 2005
    Last edited: Jan 10, 2005
  6. isoman2kx

    isoman2kx Member

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    *applauds*


    will download and save for sure :D
     
  7. Miguel

    Miguel Member

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    Ah ah, ee ee, tookie tookie indeed.

    I've commenced the spreadination
     
  8. Miguel

    Miguel Member

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    I've had a complaint already Chance.

    "needs more cowbell"
     
  9. Chance

    Chance Member

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    I apprecialize your inspreadification of our work. Frank is playing all the instruments. We did it in 3 hours. That rules.
     
  10. Two Sandwiches

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    Brilliant Chance! I'm sending it to a couple friends now.



    By the way, I was in Magnolia from December 20th to the 31st...I should have said something about it. I stayed with my dad off of Honea-Egypt(If you still remember me).
     
  11. Rocket Fan

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    :D Thats' pretty darn impressive that you put that together so quickly!
     
  12. mogrod

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    Classic! Great Job!
     
  13. ima_drummer2k

    ima_drummer2k Member

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    OK, I'm starting to feel better. Thanks Chance!
     
  14. bigtexxx

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    Outstanding in all ways. The prison rape references could not have been more appropriate.
     
  15. FranchiseBoi86

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    Wow, that was awesome!
     
  16. LonghornFan

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    As the jungle midget would say.....RACK IT!
     
  17. Creepy Crawl

    Creepy Crawl Member

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    Thats really cool man . I will be spreading it to all the pi**ed off people I know . :D :cool:
     
  18. rocks_fan

    rocks_fan Rookie

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    Better than the "real" song.
     
  19. Supermac34

    Supermac34 President, Von Wafer Fan Club

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    Sweet. You going to air that on 610?
     
  20. sums41

    sums41 Member

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    i'm not mad he signed with another team, im mad he didn't sign earlier and put the Astros in the situation they're in. I loved last October and the run the Astros had, but i don't think it can make up for the position he has put the Astros in with all the good free agents gone this "offseason".
     

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