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Erectile Dysfunction Junction

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Fatty FatBastard, May 24, 2008.

  1. Fatty FatBastard

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    <object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/mkO87mkgcNo&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mkO87mkgcNo&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>

    Not really sure what inappropriate may be these days, so I'm putting a spoiler tag on it.

    Oddly enough, this has been happening to me lately, and it seems to be increasing.

    I don't mean to toot my own horn, but my girl is gorgeous, in my eyes, any way you look at her.

    That said, I seem to want to finish, rather than please, and that has not been my way since, well, ever.

    I had this happen to the last two girls, beforehand, but I assumed I wasn't that into them.

    Sadly, I am into this girl. Sober, I'm fine. But if I'm even the slightest bit intoxicated, it becomes an issue.

    And even when I'm sober, I look more towards finishing than pleasing the woman, which was never an issue when I was younger.

    My question is: Should I look into this? Do I need Viagra? Is this normal?

    This can't be normal...
     
  2. Rox_fan_here

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    :cool: Don't use condoms. They take away all of the sensation.
     
  3. Fatty FatBastard

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    Yeah... Rightly, or wrongly, I've rarely used a condom.
     
  4. The Real Shady

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    I rarely finish when I'm drunk so maybe you're just becoming normal.

    Just do what I do. When you wake up in the morning make it up to her.
     
  5. lpbman

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    I'd go see a doctor just because it can be an indicator of other vascular problems.
     
  6. Uprising

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    A little TMI.....I'm the same as Shady when drinking.
     
  7. Deji McGever

    Deji McGever יליד טקסני

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    i'd try taking it easy on the booze and adding in some exercise first before considering something else.
     
  8. finalsbound

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    Maybe your liver is shot.
     
  9. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    After going a month or two without these types of threads, it is good to see a thread like this pop up.

    1 - started at 2ish in the morning
    2 - also started on the weekend
    3 - has a "youtube" video embedded in it
    4 - talks about something sexual
    5 - also the thread starter may have been a little tipsy when he started his original post

    If I wouldn't know any better, I say that this thread was started by one Fatty FatBastard.

    :p
     
  10. jgreen91

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    This sounds more like performance anxiety than ED. Do some searches on performance anxiety. The fact that you say you are really into this girl also makes sense if it is performance anxiety.

    And... you don't use condoms? eek
     
  11. rodrick_98

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    3 cheers for the return of the ffb threads!

    edit: should have added, as far as i know, this is pretty common.
     
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  12. Jeremiah

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    This is known as Whiskey D!ck. The only thing you can do about it is not drink if you want to have a good time.

    Viagra will just get the ship sailing, it won't help you drop anchor.
     
  13. robbie380

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    have you tried dudes? it sounds like you might need a switch if you are 0 for 3.
     
  14. rezdawg

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    Take supplements of the amino acid, arginine. It's a vasodilator and could help your issue.
     
  15. bejezuz

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    I'm confused. Is Fatty's problem getting it up, keeping it up, popping too early, or not popping at all?

    On second thought, I really don't want to know.
     
  16. JD2010

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    It's good to be 17 :D
     
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    You pretty much will always think, on some level, like a 17 year old. But that can sneak away from you.


    Thank goodness for clean livin'! Fatty, go see a doctor.
     
  18. Fatty FatBastard

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    Time shall tell...
    I chose to be alone tonight, much to y'alls chagrin. :p
     

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