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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by CCorn, May 2, 2013.

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  1. dachuda86

    dachuda86 Member

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    get to a doc

    get a nutrition plan

    get tested for diabetes...

    and yeah, you shouldn't be having these issues man.
     
    #21 dachuda86, Aug 3, 2013
  2. CCorn

    CCorn Member

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    My goal in life is to never have my family find me in that position.
     
    #22 CCorn, Aug 3, 2013
  3. trueroxfan

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    Lying down in the bathroom? What's worse, lying down in the bathroom; or tearing down the shower curtain?
     
    #23 trueroxfan, Aug 3, 2013
  4. Deckard

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    The tingles are a sign that you are still amongst the living. Be grateful.
     
    #24 Deckard, Aug 3, 2013
  5. gambingo

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    Grab some towels nearby and cover up your legs to keep it warm
     
    #25 gambingo, Aug 3, 2013
  6. gambingo

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    I dont know if ^^ will help, but it worked for me last time i was in the bathroom taking a dump and almost passed out on the toilet. I dont know what happened, but i was pale as a corpse.
     
    #26 gambingo, Aug 3, 2013
  7. heypartner

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    I'm really uncomfortable reading a thread about sh1itting started by someone with Corn in their name.

    btw: just for the record...I am never texted with pooping. That's gross. I'd have to sanitize my keyboard...or sumpin like that.
     
    #27 heypartner, Aug 3, 2013
  8. Deckard

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    The OP might want to consider one of those cushioned toilet seats.
     
    #28 Deckard, Aug 3, 2013
  9. Jontro

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    Did he died?
     
    #29 Jontro, Aug 3, 2013
  10. CCorn

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    I'm alive. I was able to wait it out. Then I went and got kolaches.
     
    #30 CCorn, Aug 3, 2013
  11. Jontro

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    When in doubt, rub one out.

    Or two or five.
     
    #31 Jontro, Aug 3, 2013
  12. napalm06

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    mmmm, kolaches...
     
    #32 napalm06, Aug 3, 2013
  13. CCorn

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    Is that frowned upon? I'm a fan of multitasking.
     
    #33 CCorn, Aug 3, 2013
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