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Elements of Failure

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by RedRowdy111, Feb 10, 2009.

  1. RedRowdy111

    RedRowdy111 Member

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    This is a NBA guide to failure:

    1. Have a pushover coach (Adelman) - check
    2. Have one of the worst statisical point guards in the league (Alston) - check
    3. Have the oldest player in the league (Mutombo)- check
    4. Have the shortest player in the league (Brooks) - check
    5. Have the mouthiest player in the league (Artest) - check
    6. Have a guy that everyone likes, but doesnt play a lick of basketball (Battier) - check
    7. Have injuries - check
    8. Bring a NBA champion over well out of his prime (Barry) - check
    9. Have the slowest, least agile, non athletic center (Yao) - check
    10. Have a player making more than 99% of the league, but yet doesnt play back to back games, cant make a layup, and has zero passion (Tmac) - check
    11. Keep guys that historically cant play in the playoffs (Head) - check
    12. If a player is on fire, bench him (Wafer) - check
    13. Make a summer long contract dispute discouraging a great young player (Landry) - check
    14. Have a International star come in, play well and bench him 4th quarter (Scola) - check
    15. Let a guy on your team continue shooting his free throws like a girl (Hayes) - check
    16. Let your draft pick get zero playing time, D-league Status (Dorsey)- check
     
  2. XBLRocketman111

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    It is what it is!!
     
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    RedRowdy111 FAIL - Check
     
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    17. Turncoat fans (you) - check
     
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    17. Have Crapfans - check
     
  6. RedRowdy111

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    ^^thats a new one, havent seen it posted on every board on the net, your so creative, thats why I like you.
     
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    4. Brooks isn't the shortest player in the league.

    5.Artest isn't the mouthiest player in the league.
     
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    Have fans that post this team needs a enima and turn around and call other turncoat fans......CHECK!

    I found that post humorous! good job redrowdy 111
     
  9. RedRowdy111

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    ok 2nd best will do
     
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    Who wants to sex Mutombo!!!!!
     
    #10 Tom Bombadillo, Feb 10, 2009
    Last edited: Feb 10, 2009
  11. RedRowdy111

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    so I guess you guys think our team looked great when we got handled by the scrubiest teams in the league over the past month? You guys think this teams legit? Your not phazed by the lack of heart? You think our million dollar players doing the blame game on every interview is just F'n sunshine? Get a life. This team looks like a sack of crap lately. They know it, you know it, ITS A FACT! How can you be a good loyal fan, when the team doesnt care??
     
  12. XBLRocketman111

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    OHHH I DO I DO
     
  13. RedRowdy111

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    at least I can spell his name, you hardcore Rocket fans.
     
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    A select few players may not care (which I doubt), but that doesn't excuse your turning your back on them. You're wasting space on this forum by creating this completely unhelpful, uninsightful eyesore of a thread.
     
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    Turning my back on them,lol, if you only saw my Rockets collection. I have stuff worth more than your car. With all the years (way before you Mr. 1986) of being a Rockets fan, I have came to the terms that this is the year, the team gave up on the fans.
     
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    How about you guys stop calling out the "loyalty" of a fan??
     
  17. boby

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    T-O-F?
    You called everyone out except Tmac, nice. :)
     
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    #1 Have your highest salary player who takes 22M a year just contributes from negative 100 to 0 every game (Tmac). Check!
     
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    Did you skip 10?
     
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    This team is motivated half the time.

    We play Boston - motivated.
    We play the Bucks without any of their big players - not motivated.

    it starts with your leaders on the team.
    they must HATE LOSING.

    I think some of our players don't care if we win or lose.
     

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