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eHarmony Blows!

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Hmm, Jul 18, 2007.

  1. Dubious

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    There's your answer right there. No need to feel inadequate in any way, their default just throws out the heathens.
     
  2. Lady_Di

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    Tell her the truth. Tell her you want a "break" and she will get it. That is way better than creating a profile and leaving it open to see. We do have feelings!!!

    Like I always say, expect the unexpected! You will meet someone when you less much less expect it.
     
  3. aeroman10

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  4. Fatty FatBastard

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    Bwaahaha! I got accepted immediately!

    This site is good!
     
  5. Fatty FatBastard

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    It gets better. I've already received 3 matches on my email.

    And they say being a d*ck is a bad idea...
     
  6. Mr. Clutch

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    They will send you a lot of matches.

    Now you have to wait for a woman to contact you or get her to respond to you.
     
  7. Fatty FatBastard

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    I ain't paying sh*t.
     
  8. Faos

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    Same deal with me months ago. I tried it, they said they couldn't match me and I was like what in the **** is this?

    I don't even remember how I answered most of it, but it was 95% honest with a little fudging on 5 questions out of the 5000.

    Is chemistry.com any good? They're supposed to be the anti-turnaway site to eharmony.com
     
  10. Fatty FatBastard

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    Loser
     
  11. Fatty FatBastard

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    Up to 10 matches already. I just put my myspace acct. in my "about me" section. Screw paying money to meet women. That's what strip clubs are for.
     
  12. Mr. Clutch

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    You'll have hundreds of matches in a few months.
     
  13. thadeus

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    eHarmony should buy me some scuba gear because I'm now swimming in internet poon.
     

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