http://www.joel.net/EBONICS/translator.asp Let's have a bit of fun shall we? Purely in the interests of science I have placed the lyrics from Green Day's "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" into said Ebonics Translator. And as a Bonus I have also included Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody" Ebonics Translator Artist: Green Day Title: Boulevard Of Broken Dreams I walk uh lonely road The only one I dat gots ever known Don't know wuz it goes But its home an' I walk alone I walk dis here empty street On da Blvd. o' broken dreams Were da city sleeps And I'm da only one an' I walk alone My shadows da only one dat walks beside me My shallow hearts da only thin' dat'sbeating Sometimes I wish someone out dere will find Till then I'll walk alone Ah-Ah Ah-Ah Ah-Ah Ahhh Ah-Ah Ah-Ah Ah-Ah Ahhh I'm walking down da line That divides me somewhere in muh ma ****in mind On da border line o' da edge And wuz I walk alone Read between da lines o' what be ****ed up an' every things all right Check muh ma ****in vital signs ta know I'm still alive And I walk alone I walk alone I walk alone I walk alone I walk uh... My shadows da only one dat walks beside me My shallow hearts da only thin' dat'sbeating Sometimes I wish someone out dere will find Till then I'll walk alone Ah-Ah Ah-Ah Ah-Ah Ahhh Ah-Ah Ah-Ah Ah-Ah Ahhh I walk dis here empty street On da Blvd. o' broken dreams Were da city sleeps And I'm da only one an' I walk uh.. My shadows da only one dat walks beside me My shallow hearts da only thin' dat'sbeating Sometimes I wish someone out dere will find Till then I'll walk away! brace yourself foo'! Ebonics Translator Artist: Queen Title: Bohemian Rhapsody Words an' rap by freddie mercury Is dis here da real life- Is dis here just fantasy- Caught in uh landslide- No escape from reality- Open yo' peeps Look up ta da skies an' see- I'm just uh poor boy,ah need nahh sympathy- Because ah'm easy come,easy jet, A little high,little low, Anyway da wind blows,don' really matter ta me, To me Mama,just ganked uh nig, Put uh gat against his head, Pulled muh ma ****in trigger,now he'sdead, Mama,life had just begun, But now i've gone an' thrown it all away- Mama ooo, Didn't mean ta make ya cry- If ah'm not back ag'in dis here tyme tomorrow- Carry on,carry on,as if nuttin' really matters- Too late,muh ma ****in tyme has come, Sends shivers down muh ma ****in spine- Body'saching all da tyme, Goodbye everybody-i've got ta go- Gotta jet ya all behind an' face da truth- Mama ooo- (any way da wind blows) I don' wants ta die, I sometimes wish i'd never been born at all- I see uh little silhouetto o' uh nig, Scaramouche,scaramouche will ya do da fandango- Thunderbolt an' lightning-very very frightening me- Galileo,galileo, Galileo galileo Galileo figaro-magnifico- But ah'm just uh poor boy an' nobody loves me- He'sjust uh poor boy from uh poor family- Spare him his life from dis here monstrosity- Easy come easy go-,will ya let me go- Bismillah! no-,we's will not let ya go-let him go- Bismillah! we's will not let ya go-let him jet Bismillah! we's will not let ya go-let me jet Will not let ya go-let me jet Will not let ya jet let me jet No,nahh,nahh,nahh,nahh,nahh,no- Mama mia,mama mia,mama mia let me go- Beelzebub has uh devil put aside fo' me,fo' me,fo' me- So ya th'o't ya can stone me an' spit in muh ma ****in eye- So ya th'o't ya can love me an' jet me ta die- Oh baby-can't do dis here ta me baby- Just gotta git out-just gotta git right outta here- Nothing really matters, Anyone can see, Nothing really matters-,nuttin' really matters ta me, Any way da wind blows.... brace yourself foo'!
This is what I got.... Friday, October 31, 2003 It'sAbout The Fans In da summer o' 1996, while working an engineering internship in Boston, MA, I jokingly hacked in ta muh ma ****in b****'scollege internet account, just fo' da fun o' it an' ta learn uh little bit about putting pages on da web. I never imagined what would come o' it. I created uh site under da name "Clutch" (see: Who Is Clutch?) an' started writing muh ma ****in thoughts about muh ma ****in top obsession: The Houston Rockets. I called da site "Clutch City '97". I would write goofy features like "Super Mario'sWorld", recap every single game an' post articles from news outlets across da country. Fans came flooding in, da site built up news credibility an' da rest iz fine ass much history. While da site has gone by uh variety o' names, including "ClutchCity" (See: Why The Name Change?), over da past 7+ years it has not only been yo' Houston Rockets Fan Information Source, but da bomb NBA team fan site on da internet. Period. What makes da site so special iz it iz fueled entirely by passion. No money exchanged, nahh bosses ta impress, nahh asses kissed -- simply diehard an' loyal Rockets fans giving da honest dish an' coming together ta form one o' da largest sports communities on da web. And dat'sexactly what dis here site iz about: The fans. What will ya find on da site? Just about everything uh growing Rocket fan needs. Headlines, news stories, original game recaps, bawx scores dating back ta 1991, stats dating back ta da San Diego Rockets, full opponent histories, player profiles fo' every single Rocket in history, in-depth draft an' summer league coverage an' uh legendary BBS forum wiff about enough Houston fans ta fill da Toyota Center. While demands on muh ma ****in tyme gots grown exponentially, making it mo' difficult ta maintain da site, da traffic on da site has grown at an even greater rate. The site iz spitting out hundreds o' gigs o' transfer uh month. What do dat mean? It means while da site iz an expensive monster, an' gives off uh professional feel, it'sstill uh single fan trying ta balance it all wiff he`p from other fans. It'snot sponsored nor affiliated wiff da NBA or da Rockets in any way. It'spaid fo' by me an' da fans who choose ta contribute ta keep ClutchFans going. If ya choose ta he`p out, dat iz extremely well appreciated. If not, dat'sOK too. The goal iz ta keep da site as free as possible fo' all Rocket fans. So enjoy. If ya find an error, gots uh suggestion or ya just wants ta tell me what ya th'o't about da site, I'd love ta hear from ya. Thanks fo' continuing ta make da site da bomb online place fo' Rocket fans, an' as always, stay clutch. an dat boil on mah ass.
