This is too funny If the link does not open it up right click and save as. http://www.angelfire.com/ne/notears/dells.wmv
Looks like it to me considering that QVC doesn't have in studio audiences and there's and ABC logo in the corner.
Wait a second.. I don't know whats funny? Are you telling me there is more to this computer than Clutchfans and Porno??
The Internet Is For p*rn Lyrics KATE MONSTER Finally! I get to teach a whole lesson all by myself! And I'm gonna teach something relevant, something modern -- the Internet! KATE MONSTER The internet is really really great TREKKIE MONSTER For p*rn KATE MONSTER I’ve got a fast connection so i don’t have to wait TREKKIE MONSTER For p*rn KATE MONSTER There's always some new site, TREKKIE MONSTER For p*rn! KATE MONSTER I browse all day and night TREKKIE MONSTER For p*rn! KATE MONSTER It's like i’m surfing at the speed of light TREKKIE MONSTER For p*rn! KATE MONSTER Trekkie! TREKKIE MONSTER The internet is for p*rn KATE MONSTER Trekkie! TREKKIE MONSTER The internet is for p*rn, KATE MONSTER What are you doing!? TREKKIE MONSTER Why you think the net was born? p*rn p*rn p*rn KATE MONSTER Treee—kkie! TREKKIE MONSTER Oh hello kate monster KATE MONSTER You are ruining my song TREKKIE MONSTER Oh me sorry, me no mean to KATE MONSTER Well if you wouldnt mind please being quiet for a minute so i can finish? TREKKIE MONSTER Okey-dokey. KATE MONSTER Good I’m glad we have this new technology TREKKIE MONSTER For p*rn KATE MONSTER Which gives us untold opportunity TREKKIE MONSTER For por—oops, sorry KATE MONSTER Right from you own desktop TREKKIE MONSTER For --- KATE MONSTER You can research browse and shop Until you’ve had enough and your ready to stop TREKKIE MONSTER FOR p*rn!! KATE MONSTER Trekkie! TREKKIE MONSTER The internet is for p*rn! KATE MONSTER Noooo TREKKIE MONSTER The internet is for p*rn! KATE MONSTER Trekkie TREKKIE MONSTER Me up all night honking me horn to p*rn, p*rn, p*rn! KATE MONSTER That’s gross you’re a pervert TREKKIE MONSTER Ah, sticks and stones Kate monster KATE MONSTER NO really, your a pervert Normal people don’t sit at home and look At p*rn on the internet TREKKIE MONSTER Ohhhh? KATE MONSTER What?! TREKKIE MONSTER You have no idea Ready normal people? NORMAL PEOPLE Ready--- ready ----ready TREKKIE MONSTER Let me hear it! TREKKIE MONSTER AND GUYS The internet is for p*rn! PRINCETON Sorry kate TREKKIE MONSTER AND GUYS The internet is for p*rn! PRINCETON I masturbate! TREKKIE MONSTER AND GUYS All these guys unzip their flies For p*rn, p*rn, p*rn! KATE MONSTER The internet is not for p*rn!! TREKKIE MONSTER AND GUYS p*rn!, p*rn, P--- KATE MONSTER HOLD ON A SECOND! Now i know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online ROB That’s correct. KATE MONSTER Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com BRIAN Sure! KATE MONSTER And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay GARY Yes I do! KATE MONSTER And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card PRINCETON True! TREKKIE MONSTER Oh, but Kate- What you think he do . . .after? hmm? PRINCETON . .yeah KATE MONSTER EEEWWWWW! TREKKIE MONSTER AND GUYS The internet is for p*rn! KATE MONSTER Gross! TREKKIE MONSTER AND GUYS The internet is for p*rn! KATE MONSTER I hate p*rn TREKKIE MONSTER Grab your dick and double click KATE MONSTER I hate you men! TREKKIE MONSTER AND GUYS For p*rn, p*rn, p*rn! (harmonizing) p*rn, p*rn, p*rn, p*rn KATE MONSTER I’m leaving! TREKKIE MONSTER AND GUYS p*rn, p*rn, p*rn, p*rn p*rn, p*rn, p*rn, p*rn KATE MONSTER I hate the internet! TREKKIE MONSTER AND GUYS p*rn, p*rn, p*rn, p*rn TREKKIE MONSTER The internet is for TREKKIE MONSTER AND SOME internet is for TREKKIE MONSTER AND ALL internet is for p*rn! TREKKIE MONSTER YEAH!
Never seen it in a thread here, have heard it several times on a comedy internet radio station I frequent.
