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Don't sass Jimmy Kimmel

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Oski2005, Oct 28, 2009.

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  1. Oski2005

    Oski2005 Member

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    #1 Oski2005, Oct 28, 2009
  2. Smokey

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    Damn good come back.
     
    #2 Smokey, Oct 28, 2009
  3. moestavern19

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    Burnnnnnnn.
     
    #3 moestavern19, Oct 28, 2009
  4. rhino17

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    HA!

    good one
     
    #4 rhino17, Oct 28, 2009
  5. professorjay

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    [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
    #5 professorjay, Oct 28, 2009
  6. moestavern19

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    That chick is hot.


    Liked her in Funny People.


    And MJ-H isn't looking so bad these days, isn't she like pushing 40?
     
    #6 moestavern19, Oct 28, 2009
  7. Fatty FatBastard

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    Try 33.
     
    #7 Fatty FatBastard, Oct 28, 2009
  8. moestavern19

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    So in Hollywood terms, she's 40.
     
    #8 moestavern19, Oct 28, 2009
  9. RunninRaven

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    Damn that was a good comeback. People should know better than to come at Jimmy. I remember back before he was hugely popular and was doing small bits on the Fox NFL pregame show, he would ROUTINELY make Howie Long and Terry Bradshaw look like idiots (one could argue that they do this themselves at times...but Jimmy had some unbelievably hilarious burns at their expense).
     
    #9 RunninRaven, Oct 28, 2009
  10. GRENDEL

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    Damn hellva come back!
     
    #10 GRENDEL, Oct 28, 2009
  11. ima_drummer2k

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    I would never try to trade barbs with someone who does it for a living. What was MJH thinking?
     
    #11 ima_drummer2k, Oct 28, 2009
  12. Hayesfan

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    .... and this is why I love Jimmy Kimmel!
     
    #12 Hayesfan, Oct 28, 2009
  13. Legend Killer

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    Haha! Great comeback by Jimmy
     
    #13 Legend Killer, Oct 28, 2009
  14. professorjay

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    I just remembered, Kimmel is a regular on those Friar Club roasts. He's like an NBA all-star of insult comedy.
     
    #14 professorjay, Oct 28, 2009
  15. droxford

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    Ugh.

    I guess none of you remember "Win Ben Stien's Money" ?
     
    #15 droxford, Oct 28, 2009
  16. Stack24

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    That was a damn good comeback...perfect.
     
    #16 Stack24, Oct 28, 2009
  17. fadeaway

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    That show was the best. I knew from that show that Kimmel would strike it big eventually. His wit is just too sharp.
     
    #17 fadeaway, Oct 28, 2009
  18. surrender

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    Both Win Ben Stein's Money and The Man Show went downhill after Kimmel (and Carolla, in the latter's case) left
     
    #18 surrender, Oct 28, 2009
  19. Pete Chilcutt

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    Nice stuff by Jimmy!
     
    #19 Pete Chilcutt, Oct 28, 2009
  20. Convictedstupid

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    Gotta love Jimmy.
     
    #20 Convictedstupid, Oct 28, 2009
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