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Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by JuanValdez, Apr 24, 2008.

  1. JuanValdez

    JuanValdez Member

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    I think if we could make a cyborg clone of Amare Stoudemire, he'd make an excellent counter-terrorist agent for the French government. Amare could probably do it himself, but we need him in the NBA, so a clone would have to do. He's already physically gifted for close combat with terrorists, but, by making him a cyborg, we'd be able to increase his advantages substantially. And, he'd be perfect for the French forces. His first name sounds vaguely French and I'm sure we could teach a cyborg clone to actually speak French. What do you think?
     
  2. Rockets2K

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    If we were gonna do something cool like that, why not do it so that we benefit?

    cyborg Yao!

    give him bionic feet and legs..NBA Championships here we come! ;)
     
  3. GoRedRowdies

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    bionic tmac with a unbreakable back?
     
  4. Ziggy

    Ziggy QUEEN ANON

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    Isn't Dwight Howard a cyborg?
     
  5. VesceySux

    VesceySux World Champion Lurker
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    I have reported your post to the appropriate mod for immediate whacking with the banhammer. In addition, if you don't stop with the plagiarism and subsequent defamation of my character, I will pursue legal action to defend myself. And maybe I'll sue codell, too, y'know, just for good measure.

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  6. GoatBoy

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    I think you need to put the bong down, son.
     
  7. Hayesfan

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    heck just cyborg the whole darn team
     
  8. pgabriel

    pgabriel Educated Negro

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    what happened to microfracture surgery.

    i said this in a thread a few years ago, that dude is pound for pound the best athlete in the nba when you combine size, strength, speed, agility, quickness, he's amazing.
     
  9. Easy

    Easy Boban Only Fan
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    I am pretty sure they used some cyborg technology to fix up his injury.

    Bionic Man II (or is it Six Million Dollar Woman II?)
     
  10. AstroRocket

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    does this have something to do with his continually surrendering the lane to Tony Parker?
     

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