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Deep Thoughts

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by heypartner, Aug 9, 2001.

  1. heypartner

    heypartner Member

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    If a beer spills in the Outback and everyone's passed out, will anyone cry over it?
     
  2. mc mark

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    African or European?
     
  3. Nomar

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    Deep Thoughts. Just look at my signature.
     
  4. heypartner

    heypartner Member

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    If a cat is spade, can it still splay for a lay with a stray, or nay?
     
  5. ROXRAN

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    Why is it restroom when it isn't a room to rest, rather a room to waste?
     
  6. SmeggySmeg

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    In Australia any beer (except Fosters) spilt will be cried over, and being passed out certainly won't stop that, it's in the genes man
     
  7. heypartner

    heypartner Member

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    good point Smeggy....so

    The Aussie's are genetic decedents of criminals, if one moves to the States are they known back home as expatriots or ex-convicts?
     
  8. SmeggySmeg

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    Traitors or Davo:p
     
  9. mr_oily

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    When I die, I would like to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my Grandfather did. Not screaming and yelling like the passenger in his car.
     
  10. Codman

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    Where do babies come from??:D :D





    Cod;)
     
  11. Sonny

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    Where does wind get created?

    Whats the biggest number?

    Where does space end? or begin? who created it?

    Are we alone?
     
  12. Castor27

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    I have often wondered why we drive on Parkways and park on driveways :confused: :confused: :confused:
     
  13. DrewP

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    if a woman says something in the forest and no men hear her and than a tree falls on her is she still right?
     
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    It starts with the intake of lots of beans & after they are processed through the body..... Voila! You have wind. :D
     
  16. Behad

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    When someting disappears, we say it vanished into "thin air".

    What does "thick" air look like?
     
  17. heypartner

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    If you add newbiehad to your BBS "ignore list," do his blank posts still count?
     
  18. Behad

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    A$$hole!:p


    Sorry, that was the wittiest I could come up with! :D
     
  19. DrewP

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    HEY NEWBIE, he cant see it remember?................;)
     
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    If you have a staue of Buudha spinning on a table, are you turning a prophet? ;)

    Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? :rolleyes:

    If you throw a cat out of a moving car, is it kitty litter?

    If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? :eek:

    What do dogs call the hottest days of summer?

    Why do kamizakee pilots wear helmets? :confused:
     

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