If there was a basketball god Kobe Bryant's d!ck would have fallen off and he would have only one leg. I prayed that prayer every night during the playoffs this past season and not one prayer was answered. F the B-ball god, he has forsaken us.
Dear Basketball Gods, Please send me all the scores of next season's games in advance so I can place bets and make a bunch of money then retire fat and happy like Tracy McGrady will be doing shortly.
Dear Dikembe Mutumbo please bring me Ben Gordon, Ricky Rubio, and Marcin Gortat in a giant duffle bag to Toyota Center before summer league starts. Thanks