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Darkness, WTF???

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by DanzelKun, Dec 27, 2004.

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  1. DanzelKun

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    Wow... has anyone seen this flaming pile of **** yet?

    Drags on with a slow ass story for the first hour that you can't make yourself care about.

    Things start to get a lil' creepy but they never explain WHAT THE **** is going on and then just END the damn movie without giving you any clues. When the credits rolled every single person in the theater let out an audible groan as if to say "What did I just waste my time on?"

    Incredibly unsatisfying movie expereince!
     
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    Hmmm..

    I'll have to wait for more reviews. It looked really scary.
     
  3. DanzelKun

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    That's why me and my sister went and checked it out, we loooooove scary movies and it looked pretty freaky from the commercials... but jesus... I think I'm honestly less scared of the dark after seeing this movie. It relies on the old "oh no, something standing behind the person in the shadows" over and over again... but nothing ever got scary at all. I need to see a commercial for this again so I can see how they made what I just watched seem scary.

    A couple of quotes from movie reviews that describe how I felt pretty well...
     
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    Well, I may have to check out White Noise then. It looks really dumb, but I love scary movies. And I haven't seen one in sooooo long.
     
  5. SirCharlesFan

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    Y'know, a scary movie with a Christmas day release date might be a clue that it SUCKS and the studio is trying to milk the increased theater traffic during the holiday season in order to recoup as much money as possible.
     
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    Wasn't the movie made like 2 years ago? Movies are usually bad if they take that long to be released.
     
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    and I thought this thread was going to bash Dave Chapelle!
     
  8. RocketFan007

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    Went to see Christmas day and it was quite possibly the worst movie I've ever seen. Horrible story, terrible acting, not scary at all.
     

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