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Dane Cook

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by aeroman10, Oct 8, 2007.

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  1. aeroman10

    aeroman10 Member

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    I know how much everyone loves Dane Cook on this board.
    Sooo...he is coming to Houston on 12.07.2007 ... 7 PM

    If you want to purchase tickets for my (25) city comedy tour then make your selection below and enter the password : SUFI

    http://www.toyotacentertix.com/events/event_673.php


    :D :D
     
    #1 aeroman10, Oct 8, 2007
  2. Franchise2001

    Franchise2001 Contributing Member

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    Can we bring dog poop with us?
     
    #2 Franchise2001, Oct 8, 2007
  3. tomato

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    I'd like to be the opener for him and do all of his jokes
     
    #3 tomato, Oct 8, 2007
  4. BetterThanI

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    You mean Louis CK's jokes, right? ;)
     
    #4 BetterThanI, Oct 8, 2007
  5. Mr. Brightside

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    Dane Cook is the white Carlos Mencia.
     
    #5 Mr. Brightside, Oct 9, 2007
  6. krnxsnoopy

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    Dane Cook sucks balls! :D :D

    I forgot where I got that "joke" from.. but it was real good! :D

    ps. I like turtles!
     
    #6 krnxsnoopy, Oct 9, 2007
  7. AGBee

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    I heard Cook was pretty good.
     
    #7 AGBee, Oct 9, 2007
  8. aeroman10

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    You should know better that you cant bring any food or drink from the outside to the Toyota Center. You will just have to buy some when you are inside!
     
    #8 aeroman10, Oct 9, 2007
  9. Yaozer

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    Ohh what's the special promo code?!

    i luv danE cook hez da best actorz in da hole worldz!
     
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  10. DonnyMost

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    im glad dane cook exists.

    he makes it easy to spot people who are not worth knowing.
     
    #10 DonnyMost, Oct 9, 2007
  11. RocketMan Tex

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    Dane Cook is to "comedy" what Kenny G. is to "jazz".
     
    #11 RocketMan Tex, Oct 10, 2007
  12. Mr. Brightside

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    So you are saying that I can easily impress chicks by saying I like Dane Cook?
     
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  13. Ziggy

    Ziggy QUEEN ANON

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    Thats actually true.
     
    #13 Ziggy, Oct 10, 2007
  14. Yaozer

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    Actually.. I know someone who's tried and succeeded.
     
    #14 Yaozer, Oct 10, 2007
  15. Mr. Brightside

    Mr. Brightside Member

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    Its not good to talk about yourself in the third person.
     
    #15 Mr. Brightside, Oct 10, 2007
  16. RocketMan Tex

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    Just the ones with Neanderthal IQs.

    I suggest trying it out on a titty bar dancer. Ought to be a good gauge.
     
    #16 RocketMan Tex, Oct 10, 2007
  17. Yaozer

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    Hey.. you gotta be realllyyy damn good to be able to use a Dane Cook joke to get some chicks.
     
    #17 Yaozer, Oct 10, 2007
  18. CometsWin

    CometsWin Breaker Breaker One Nine

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    So anyway, I usually record the late night shows and check later to see who was on and much to my surprise ole Dane Cook was on Jimmy Fallon. So it looks like he's back. During his interview he talked about his 20 year old girlfriend. Of course Cook is 47 years old so.... yeah.

    Here's a photo of the lovely new couple. Creepers gonna creep!


    [​IMG]
     
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  19. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    This MFer got to make out with Jessica Alba on a movie set. Can you believe that?
     
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    This dude single handedly carried the Affliction brand for a decade.
     
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