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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by cwebbster, Nov 26, 2007.

  1. cwebbster

    cwebbster Member

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    not sure if that would be such a good idea.....
     
  2. doboyz

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    how do we know this is really you and not your crazy ex-gf on your bbs account. stop the lies, stop the lies!
     
  3. bladeage

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    on the contrary, it would be a great idea. atleast your ex girlfriends pic would be helpful.
     
  4. finalsbound

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    change all your passwords, explain the situation to the new gal...problem solved!
     
  5. rrj_gamz

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    White?

    I keed...Not reallly :p

    I Agree with what finalsbound said...just be upfront and tell her the truth...
     
  6. bladeage

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    tell her you really want a 3way.
     
  7. JayZ750

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    this thread is not as funny as I hoped. not funny. no pictures. geez...a real dud.

    just tell her the deal, it should be all good. then take down the myspace page.
     
  8. Lady_Di

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    most likely, she will just think your ex is crazy...

    be honest with her and it should be ok BUT she will keep it in the back of her mind for a while...

    when i was dating the idiot, his ex IMed me and told me stories about him. I thought she was crazy so I ignored her. Turns out, she was right all along! UGHH!
     
  9. Hayesfan

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    If she's as cool as you say, she really could care less what it says on your myspace page.

    I agree with what everyone (well almost everyone) said here. Delete the myspace, change the email and passwords, then if the new girl asks, tell her crazy ex was invading and that it won't be a problem anymore.

    Surely she has a pyscho ex, don't we all?
     
  10. bladeage

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    fixed.
     
  11. Yaozer

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    What the hell did you do to your ex gf that made her do all this?? Also if you ever meet her in person just say she wasn't even all that good in bed and you've been cheating on her with hotter babes.. and then move to mexico before you get killed
     
  12. bladeage

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    You could also tell her she has a tiny vagina or really big dark nipples.
     
  13. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    Nah, he doesn't need to do something that drastic. He just needs to contact Tom and everything will be A-OK.
     
  14. FlyerFanatic

    FlyerFanatic YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO!?! YEEEHAAWW
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    WHAT!??? i though manny was voted out? :confused:
     
  15. yipengzhao

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    Yeah seriously... starting a poll and saying whoever loses leaves but then don't leave when you lose is weak! :p

    So what happened with the OP? Were you able to convince your GF? Don't leave us hanging!
     
  16. cwebbster

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    HA...I have met this girl....we have been dating for three months. We got out quite often...I am just afraid we will run into said EX one of these days and she will go stir crazy.
     
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    I did a fist pump when I saw this post.

    No, seriously. Is that sad? :eek:
     
  18. Falcons Talon

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    Dear (ex's name) :

    I know the counsellor said we shouldn't contact each other during our "cooling off" period, but I couldn't wait anymore.

    The day you left, l swore I'd never talk to you again.

    But that was just the wounded little boy in me talking.

    Still, I never wanted to be the first one to make contact. In my fantasies, it was always you who would come crawling back to me. l guess my pride needed that.

    But now I see that my pride's cost me a lot of things.

    I'm tired of pretending I don't miss you. I don't care about looking bad anymore. l don't care who makes the first move as long as one of us does. Maybe it's time we let our hearts speak as loudly as our hurt. And this is what my heart says...

    "There's no one like you, (ex's name) ."

    I look for you in the eyes and breasts of every woman I see, but they're not you. They're not even close.

    Two weeks ago, I met this girl at the (local club) and brought her home with me. I don't say this to hurt you, but just to illustrate the depth of my desperation. She was young, (ex's name), maybe 19, with one of those perfect bodies that only youth and maybe a childhood spent ice skating can give you. I mean, just a perfect body. f*ck you wouldn't believe it and a butt like a tortoise shell.

    Every man's dream, right?

    But as I sat on the couch being blown by this coed, I thought, look at the stuff we've made important in our lives. It's all so surface. What does a perfect body mean?

    Does it make her better in bed? Well, in this case, yes.

    But you see what I'm getting at. Does it make her a better person? Does she have a better heart than my moderately attractive (ex's name)? I doubt it. And I'd never really thought of that before. I don't know, maybe I'm just growing up a little.

    Later, after I'd tossed her about a quart of throat yogurt, I found myself thinking, "Why do I feel so drained and empty?"

    It wasn't just her flawless technique or her f*cking, shameless hunger, but something else. Some niggling feeling of loss. Why did it feel so incomplete? And then it hit me. It didn't feel the same because you weren't there, (ex's name), to watch.

    Do you know what I mean? Nothing feels the same without you, baby. Jesus, Terri, I'm just going crazy without you. And everything I do just reminds me of you.

    Do you remember Carol, that single mom we met at (local)Church? Well, she drops by last week with a pan of lasagne.She said she figured I wasn't eating right without a woman around. I didn't know what she meant till later, but that's not the real story. Anyway, we have a few glasses of wine and the next thing you know we're kissing in our old bedroom. And this broad's a total monster in the sack. She's giving me everything, you know like a real woman does when she's not hung up about God and her career and whether the kids can hear us.

    And all of a sudden she spots that tilting mirror on your grandmother's old vanity. So she puts it on the floor and we straddle it, right, so we can watch ourselves. And it's totally hot, but it makes me sad too 'Cause I can't help thinking, "Why didn't (ex's name)ever put the mirror on the floor?

    We've had this old vanity for, what, 14 years, and we never used it as a sex aid." (Some of this I thought about later.) You know what I mean? What happened to our spontaneity? You get so caught up in the routine of a marriage and you just lose sight of each other. And then you lose yourself.

    That's the saddest part of all for me.

    But I keep thinking we can get it back. I know we can, because I only want this stuff with you. Saturday, your sister drops by with my copy of the restraining order. I mean, (ex's sister's name)just a kid and all, but she's got a pretty good head on her shoulders. She's been a real friend to me during this painful time. She's given me lots of good counsel about you and about women in general. (She's pulling for us to get back together, (ex's name). She really is.)

    So we're drinking in the hot tub and talking about happier times.

    Here's this hot girl with the same DNA as you (although, let's face it, she got an extra helping of the sexy gene) and all I can do is think of how much she looks like you when you were 18. And that just about makes me cry.

    And then it turns out (ex's sister's name)really into the whole anal thing and that gets me to thinking about how many times I pressured you about trying it. And how that probably fuelled some of the bitterness between us. But do you see how even then, when I'm thrusting inside the steaming hot Dutch oven of your sister's cinnamon ring, all I can do is think of you? It's true, baby.

    In your heart you know it.

    Don't you think we could start over? Just wipe out all the grievances and start fresh? I think we can. I keep thinking that I think if you'd just try it, I wouldn't have to pressure you so much. Because who needs all that bitterness, (ex's name)? It just tears us apart. And I can't be apart from you.

    Because I love you, God help me but I do.

    Yours,
    cwebbster

    PS...so (ex's name), if you have read this and decided you still don't want to get back together, I fully understand, but you at least please tell me where you hid the f*cken remote control?
     
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  19. Tonaaayyyy

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    just post nudes of your ex and revenge is yours.......
     
  20. cwebbster

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    That was phenominal!
     

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