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Could you execute Osama?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by HayesStreet, Sep 12, 2002.

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  1. HayesStreet

    HayesStreet Member

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    Could you pull the trigger?

    I would have no problem with it. Back of the head executioners style or in front right between the eyes.
     
  2. El_Conquistador

    El_Conquistador King of the D&D, The Legend, #1 Ranking

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    I would do it gleefully. Heck, I personally would prefer to impale him -- Transylvania style -- but if shooting was the only option, then I'd take it.
     
  3. Franchise2001

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    I would "accidentally" miss a few times and shoot him in numerous body parts where he wouldn't die instantly. Then he would bleed to death in a very slow and painful manner. That, my friend, would be justice(or revenge, however you want to look at it)
     
  4. BrianKagy

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    I do not consider myself a violent person, but I could kill him with my bare hands. I could take a rock and smash his skull until he was dead.

    I could totally go Achebe on him.
     
  5. heypartner

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    No. I'd capture him and sit on him (that f*cking waif would never get away) and then call Rumsfeld. I'd rather see Rumsfeld's eyes light up with vengeful glee in my presence than see Osama's last breath. It is more important to give him to Rumsfeld to torture, get info out of, and to finally kill once Osama is no longer useful. Let Rumsfeld do it. Afterall, wasn't he was pulling people out of the wreckage until security whisked him away.
     
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    No doubt I could do it
     
  7. RunninRaven

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    Without hesitation.
     
  8. HayesStreet

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    And to think I thought this thread might get locked up by the admin... :eek:
     
  9. El_Conquistador

    El_Conquistador King of the D&D, The Legend, #1 Ranking

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    What would Marsellus Wallace do?

    "What now? Well, let me tell you what now. I'm gonna call a coupla hard pipe-hittin' ni**as, who'll go to work on the pair of homies here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. Hear me talkin' Saddam?! I ain't through with you by a da*n sight. I'm gonna git medieval on your a$$!"
     
  10. MadMax

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    wow...i don't know that i actually could....unless it was me or no one else...if it was a situation where i could do it and nobody but me could do it...then i could probably do it. but i'd rather not be the one to actually pull the trigger, unless i have to....i have to say that if it were left solely to me, i could do it and would think about it as self-defense and defense of my family.
     
  11. PhiSlammaJamma

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    It's a serious question, but I don't see any reason to kill him. He's not that much different than any other leader. You really need to step into his shoes. I don't like him, and I do think we would kill him, but I don't see a good reason to do it.
     
  12. B-ball freak

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    MadMax,

    You disappoint me! Please leave your moniker at the door.:D

    I also am not violent by nature but I would make myself do it.
     
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    Sometimes I ask myself, "where IS Jack Ruby when you really need him?" Oh look, there's Osama. Bang.
     
  14. gr8-1

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    Yes. With pleasure.
     
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    I wouldn't kill him myself.

    I'd force him to strip down, get him oiled up with pork fat, and force him at gunpoint to have a threesome with Roseanne Barr and Rosie O'Donnell.

    He'd die of a heart attack after begging me to shoot him.
     
  16. Manny Ramirez

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    I would definitely make him suffer, but yea, I would execute him.

    I would have 2 things that I would do to him:

    1) Place him in a building where he couldn't get out and set it on fire. Then after, he has collected the worst burns known to mankind, get him out of the building. Ah, nothing more painful than to die slowly from burns.

    2) This is one that a guy I went to junior high always liked to say: Have him go down a slide full of razorblades into a pool of rubbing alcohol.

    To simply execute this worthless piece of **** with a firing squad or some other instaneous death would probably make him happy. I want a death that is agonizing and tortuous. After all, I would say there were plenty of people who died on 9-11-01 in pain and agony....it is time to return the favor, but by hundredfold.
     
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    I would prefer to kidnap him and deliver him to my buddy's sister, who lost her husband in the WTC collapse.

    Then I'd let her rip him to pieces.
     
  18. VooDooPope

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    If I were to post the way I'd kill him I'd probably be banned from the board.
     
  19. Refman

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    Here's what it would be like...

    I point a gun at OBL

    Ref: Osama I hear you like tall buildings.
    OBL : What?
    Ref: Don't say "what" to me muthaf***a!!!!
    OBL: What?
    Ref: I told you NOT to say "what!!!!!!!"
    OBL: I know...I'm sorry.
    Ref: Do you know what they call a quarter pounder in France?
    OBL: What?
    Ref: C'mon Osama!!! Say "what" one more f***in' time!!!!
    OBL: What?

    Ref's gun then discharges 7 9mm rounds into Osama's cranium.
     
  20. Behad

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    You stole my line, Trader Vlad!
     
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