Let me be one of the first to congratulate you on your engagement last night at approximately 11:30pm PST in Las Vegas, Nevada! May your year of bachelorhood be safe and stress free. Im going to make sure you have a little bit of fun before its off to the suburbs my friend....... . Congrats again!
Some pre-marital advice: Go out and spend every friggin' dime you have on every electronic toy you've ever wanted. Soon, you will not be able to do so (and, you won't WANT to do so). Think to yourself: "I'm committing myself to never, ever having sex with a blonde/redhead/brunette again for the rest of my life." (adjust this statement for the hair color of your fiancee). Repeat this to yourself several times and think about it. Remember that, from a single man's point of view, you'll be able to get it whenever you want. From a married man's point of view: she'll be able to turn it down whenever she wants. Whatever oral sex you're currently receiving is going to diminish rapidly. -- droxford
