Maybe if you put the masterbating and the Ricky Martin together, you'll beat it. That 11 times in one day of course.
I like Romantic Comedies and cheer for the couples to end up together. I buy womans skin and hair products. I like looking at my ass when I purchase a pair of $200 designer jeans. I prefer girly drinks when I go out. Shmirnoff Ice, Jolly Ranchers, Buttery Nipples, etc.... I had Lily Allens Alright, Still on heavy rotation in October when me and the girlfriend split up. And Finally, One day my roomate in college (female) rented season one of Queer as Folk. I watched the whole thing over the weekend and when I couldn't go back to Blockbuster for the other seasons I looked up the season summerys on the internet.
I have a 0.0 GPA at a local junior college. I took one class, realized that it was worthless, quit going, and forgot to drop. I'm obsessed about getting wrinkles and use lots of different face products. I'm convinced that because they say "for men" on the label, that it's not girly.
I've watched Beauty and the Beast several times and know most of the musical lyrics... and i found out that at one point Belle's eyes are slanted like t-macs for a good 4 seconds... i should be banned
I read GQ magazine for the fashion ads. I've never drank coffee. I've never drank hot chocolate I've never put milk in my cereal. I never cut my finger or toe nails with a cutter. I just tear them off I live an ascetic's life. Every time I move anywhere, I call ghost hunter's to make sure the place is safe. I really didn't make it in life due to what I know, rather than who I know.
(deep breath) I do not completely despise the Dallas Cowboys. My father is a third generation Dallasite and my grandfather and his father were both the Deputy Directory of Public Works for the city. So I have a lot of Dallas in my blood. Now I don't cheer for the Cowboys to win and I want them to lose when they are playing Houston of course, I just don't hate them. As a child I watched Cowboys games with my grandparents but my father to his credit converted to a Houston fan as soon as he moved here in the late '60s before I was born. When I was a little kid my grandparents bought be cowboys shirts and posters etc and I was too young to understand the that I was supposed to to hate them. I didn't know. I am truly sorry. Please forgive me. I am currently receiving therapy for my childhood trauma and I am making progress. I really think the pills are working. I will despise the the Mavericks for eternity however.
okay. I talk massive **** about people who post on a certain message board on the internets. Jesus Christ, the things I saw, I should repent, but, I wouldn't be me if I didn't do the things I do. I may seem like a nice guy, but man, I am an ass of douch cherry pie. I am a stalker, but you guys knew that. I've cooled it down a bit. Sometimes, I like to report people to credit agencys. Everytime Bring It On comes on tv, I watch it. I have the Notebook in the back seat of my truck. I want to watch it, I really, really do. But I am afraid I will end up sobbing like a little b****. I get a bit teary eyed in a joyous moment when I watch old Houston Sports Clips. I've only made it to Game Three of the Rockets 94 DVD. I haven't watched games four through seven. I've been watching Disney Channel, and watching Disney Chanel Original Movies aka DCOMS. I think it's cause of my friends kids, and stuff. I killed a person with my own hands just to see them slowly suffer and die. = I've called in sick when I wasn't sick. I stole a pack of gum from stop n go when i was a little kid. I actually forgot it was in my pocket cause my sister was taking too damn long. I like macking on chicks that have boyfriends/husbands.
This thread rocks. I can't believe you weirdos posted all this stuff. Fraking hilarious. Meowgi - you damn cowboys fan.
I'm a cowboys fan, and i daresay....mavericks fan. Houston comes first when it comes to basketball, but cowboys comes first when it comes to football and vice versa. I buy 300 dollar pair of jeans. I shave......down there. Sometimes i pass by the mirror and stare for hours at myself reveling in how ridiculously good looking i am. I have a thing for older women.
Haha confessions. Well, some are embarassing some not. So here goes mine: I've watched every episode of Seinfeld at least 4 times, and can still laugh at the same exact jokes by focusing on different aspects. (Example would be when Kramer gives his marriage speech and laughing at Kramer, watching it again then focusing on Jerry and laughing at his reaction) Im a huge classic rock fan, I listened to Shine on You Crazy Diamond (1-5) by Pink Floyd 5 times on Thursday. Calculated out, I spent a total of one hour and 25 minutes listening to the same song. I believe the Simpsons are absolute garbage now and are a complete disgrace to the incredible writing and depth of the first 10 or so seasons. They are complete trash now. I think Liv Tyler and Kate Beckinsale and Eva Longoria are the hottest women in Hollywood. The most attractive parts of a woman for me (in no order) are her hair, her legs and her feet. Im a huge GM fan, and I've vowed only to own GM cars from here on out for the rest of my life. If I ever got rich I'd start collecting Camaro's (the first car I fell in love with was a Teal 1994 Camaro and I was 8.) I love Oakley glasses. Theyre the only glasses I can justify paying 300 dollars for. K Im done.
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