I like plenty of chick flicks. Especially the dialoguey ones like When Harry Met Sally, Before Sunrise, etc. I dated a chick for 2.5 years that I was introduced to by a guy, whom I only knew from online, that I used to play online MUDs (text-based Multi-User Dungeons) with. We corresponded for a few months before we finally met. I met my wife on Valentine's day and got married 40 days later. Going on 8.5 years now. I like rubbing on my nipples. OK, that was kinda embarrassing but what's a confession without one of those?
I love American Idol. I always take baths instead of showers. I shave my armpits (before I started shaving them, I let my wife wax them which was the most painful thing that I've ever experienced in my life) I went to UT for 3 1/2 years and got kicked out with over 100 hours of 1.87 GPA, but I ended up graduating from Texas A&M. I'm still a longhorn fan though (they brainwashed me first) I like all of the Harry Potter books even though I don't ever read books but only listen to them on Audio Books. I took an online Calculus class for someone else and they got an A without ever thinking about the class more than checking their grades. That's all for now.
i just tried to spyu on my friend and his girl getting naughty. instead i was stuck crouching in shame in a dark shower listening to some girl piss. gigem googy
I like listening to Yanni, KSBJ and John Tesh. I watch What Not to Wear religiously with my wife, but only so I can get nookie later.
it's weird that i don't: - i never drink alcohol, i was never drunk. - i never drink any soda, i hate them all. - i never chew gum, i hate mint. weird things i do: - i watch E news - i shop like a girl - i don't toast english muffins
i like to coordinate my underwear with whatever shirt i wear i purposely fray the edges of some of my clothes i like froo-froo scented candles, i keep several around the apartment i use womens hair styling products i tan like a champion, butt ass naked when im really upset i pull my toenails off (thats right, OFF)
I like female country singers. Faith Hill, Shania Twain, Dixie Chicks, Martina Mcbride etc. In fact, I like a lot of sappy female singers. Michelle Branch, Dido, Kelly Clarkson to name a few. And I also partial to a few of Celine Dion's songs. I occasionally "ship" tv couples. And if you don't know what that means, I'd rather we kept it that way. I also like to smell funky stuff. Toejam, belly button lint, other unprintable smells. Christ. I've probably said too much.
Here's something incredibly gay: I went to a retro site a year ago, and this stupid, stuuuuupid song never leaves me every time I watch ABC..... (shudder...) "We're The One!!!" http://www.veoh.com/videos/e98869MC5dw6FZ
My wife thinks I should confess to watching Bring It On every time it comes on, but I don't even consider that a confession. It's just a good movie.
- I used to watch Queer Eye, Project Runway, or anything that comes on Bravo when I still had cable.. then I'd call one of my girl-friends after every episode and have an all-nighter talking about it - I've been masturbating since 1st grade (don't ask how). I was the only kid in my class who wanted 'cooties' from girls - I've been trying to beat my roommies' record of 11 in a day on the above subject, but kept on tanking out on 6 - I like Ricky Martin - I pull a George Costanza in the showers when I'm lazy (for you Sienfeld fans) - I hated washing dishes so much in my first 2 years of college that I've went a whole semester eating from the same plate without washing. Needless to say, I'm a very sickly person. - My first time was in my parent's bed Ok, this is good for now. Felt good to let it out..
I am the cheapest b*stard I know. I shun retail prices - and will scour craigslist and the thrift stores for weeks before I break down and buy new. I've gotten to the point where I stop at the goodwill near work 3 times a day. If anyone wants to confess something really embarassing and would like to remain anonymous, shoot an anonymous email to: clutchconfessional@hotmail.com I will post anything that shows up in the inbox. Note: For anonymous email made easy, go to advicebox.com
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95% of the music I listen to was recorded before I was born. My time at UH: 3 Semesters, 7 credits, 0.50 GPA. One of the classes I did pass was Algebra. I went on the first day and didn't go back. I made a C. The reason I did so poorly was because I didn't go to class. For the record, I got my stuff together, transfered, and graduated Magna c*m Laude.
