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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Bobblehead, Jul 10, 2006.

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  1. Bobblehead

    Bobblehead Member

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    Getting up is no problem....solid as oak!!!!

    BUT...that freaking latex is awful.

    Long story short (No pun intended).

    I've been married for 10 years and have not had to use one since college.

    But now my wife is off the pill for medical reasoning.

    Anyway I had a V...but am waiting till I am totally sterile.

    In the meantime, condoms are the only thing between me and another child (since my boys seems to be freaking olympic swimmers). Havings children is easy for me.

    That's that......
     
  2. DaGlide

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    Bobble - I think you should propose this to your gf using these exact words.
     
  3. Bobblehead

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    That would do it!

    I don't think so. Though being a "backdoor bandit" seems intriguing...I believe my wife would stick a broom up my own arse before I tried the poop shoot!!!!!
     
  4. finalsbound

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    zomg rhis would be funy!
     
  5. King of 40 Acres

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    She might like it never know.
     
  6. DaGlide

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    Which one?
     
  7. moestavern19

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    Poop Chute Riot...


    RIOT!
     
  8. Baqui99

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    Bobblehead, let me tell you a little secret: the only safe sex is pooper sex.

    Either way, here are some tips from me:

    1. Keep the rubbers in your nightstand. No more awkward fumbling around the chest of drawers looking for them. I keep a box on my nightstand, hidden behind some Tom Clancy novels.

    2. Avoid Trojan at all cost. Those things have a horrible tendency to break, not to mention they cut off virtually all circulation to your wang.

    3. Lifestyles - Ultra Sensitive. Best rubbers available, as they're both reliable and thin enough so your package can breath.

    4. Astroglide - eliminates any issues with condom drying up. Should also be next to the rubbers in the nightstand.
     
  9. percicles

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    During my time, only the creme de la creme player could persuade a young lady into this act. I remember one girl accusing me off blatant homosexuality when i lightly broached the subject. knowadays, according to my much younger cousin, girls are handing this out like pixie sticks.

    But I digress....
     
  10. DonnyMost

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    Use the extra thin kind for enhanced feeling, throw in some warming KY to keep the fire burning.

    Just my two cents.
     
  11. hooroo

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    Ansell make vibrating condoms nowadays.
     
  12. couple of d's

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    i have always been a fan of the glow in the dark condoms, makes it interesting even if your wasted.
     
  13. m_cable

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    Don't you mean it makes it interesting especially if you're wasted.
     
  14. aussie rocket

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    Bobbler,

    im just impressed you can be 'solid as oak' for the woman you've been married to for 10 whole years WOW :eek:

    barely 2 years married here , and already struggling

    my gf before my wife just went crazy in the sack, so condom use was never an issue as there was waaaaay to much else goin' on for me 2 even notice the rubber :) :p

    my advice is getting her to get the tubes tied...

    try first by asking nicely for her to do it, alternatively you could smash her brains out with a wheel wrench, either method would be equally successful.
     
  15. giddyup

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    What tool or instrument should one use for this?
     
  16. RunninRaven

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    Funny how this method is the alternative solution to damn near every problem in existence.
     
  17. aussie rocket

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    it's tried and true RL. It has stood the test of time. :)
     
  18. bejezuz

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    Time to become master of your own domain. Seriously, time to desensitize. Hold off on any penile stimulation for a week or so, and by that time you'll be so horny that you could feel her through a wetsuit.
     
  19. Rocketman95

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    Ah, so that's why gay men never get AIDS.
     
  20. CrazyJoeDavola

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    I am sure he meant safe from getting pregnant Einstein :)
     

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